Danny Reynolds > Recent Status Updates

“I brought you to my favorite tavern because their food reminds me of my mother’s cooking”
“Hawk this literally tastes like grass”
(This is also technically their first date..?

DNF’ing because a Minotaur used the word “clout” /j

I’m determined to finish this before it officially comes out on Tuesday 🫡

Istg if Kaladen gets religious ideation and pulls a Kelsier I’m going to be so mad

This is the book to go into blind

WOAH we are ELEVEN minutes in why is there already an N word with hard R???

I kinda want to skip the interludes 🫣 are they super important to the plot?? I just wanna get back to Kaladin

Thank u for the arc maja ily

Why couldn’t they save the arm again? It was a clean cut with a saw and they had the arm??

Can we get to the horror part yet??? I’m all for messy family drama but like,, this is a horror novel (supposedly)
I already have low expectations tho I don’t like this author

Wit 🔛🔝

I’m second guessing how I imagine EVERY animal now 🙃 these creature and plant descriptions are WACK lmfao trust Sanderson to build his universe up from nothing

Can we talk about how fucking cool that opening chapter was???

“It seemed an age since last he’d been happy” Jezal it’s been like 3 hours please calm down

“Glocta was used to men crying in his presence, but usually he had to show them the instruments [of torture] first”

“The memory of that meeting hung between them for a moment, like a fart” Glocta I love u

I love sarcastic wizards

Can I recommend Glocta as the next Babygirl? Bros kicking his feet in the air, giggling, and everything

“I never hated you!” Alice, you spent the first half of the book trying to make Emmy look like a heartless bitch who abandoned you and only came along to spite you but you ‘never hated her’..?

Just as I suspected, the real monster is the overreaching arm of the Church and the tendency for predatory behavior in the clergy 🫡

Can we stop being mean to the ginger just because his eyebrows are so light u can’t see them

This is perfect after reading Compound Fracture

Finally! A dragon appears! (It’s a robot)

“You’re not here to find a husband” ACT LIKE IT YOURE TRYING TO SOLVE UR FATHERS MURDER AND GRADUATE ENGINEER SCHOOL

“That wasn’t just some crystal tree- he grew it. With his blood” hey Makin..? What the fuck..?

“Of Jade and Dragons” okay where are my dragons? This is tagged “dragons” so where are they?? 🥱

Honestly more high/epic fantasy inspired by medieval Europe should make jokes about the bathroom situations in huge castles

Me when Jorg guts ppl with no remorse: 😐
Me when Jorg mentions the pope is a Woman™️ in this very misogynist universe: 😳

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