Danny Reynolds > Recent Status Updates

Fun fact- cops actually CAN’T tell you to wait 24 hours before reporting a missing person anymore, and if they tell you that, remind them that Brandon’s Law states that you can report someone as missing immediately and they HAVE to respond :)

I’m sorry, this girl sabotaged her bf’s motorcycle for cheating on her, causing him to get in an accident, then used a magnet to destroy another girl’s computer for cheating with him, and yall are still friends?

The pandemic jokes haven’t aged well 🫣
Also what happened to slow buildup of creepy occurrences? What’s with all these thrillers jumping from “creepy sightings of blood” straight to “there’s a corpse in the back yard” in the first 70 pages?

Is her grandma dead? Is she living with a corpse?? Talking to/ about the corpse of her grandma????

Get it I guess..?

Emphasis on /messy/ bisexual

Wtf does “calm as an oyster” even mean

I love a messy bisexual bitch

Let a female character exist and do things without making her into a sacrifice to further the male main character’s story challenge
(Seriously tho? 4 women who are used to further Darrow specifically, two who die for him, one who is kidnapped, and one who is almost assaulted??)

THAT is a Trojan Horse

Oh he loves his wife? His other half? Loves her fire and independence? She’s definitely about to die horribly

Creepy pool inside haunted shipwreck 🔝tier spooks

“But he did deliver one of the two finger gestures all Americans above the age of 10 recognize, and it was not the peace sign”

🫣 waiting for the spookies

“Wendy, that’s a remarkable impression of your mom” THAT was uncalled for, Jack Just-Like-His-Drunk-Father Torrence

Switching to the paperback bc I can’t be bothered to wait for it from the library (and I don’t like the narrator)

Ah yes, again the real evil is “modern” religion stealing, destroying and re-writing history in order to control women and minorities 🫣 just like real life

This is just high fantasy computer programming you can’t fool me, M L Wang

First slur used (I definitely thought this would have happened sooner)

So what I’m hearing is “shining” is a fancy way of saying you’re autistic with high empathy

“His seed” im throwing up

The pacing is all over the place 💀but the gore/ spooks are good

The crackle of the audio cutting out right after the choking scene has honestly been the scariest part so far

I know I complain about the way romantacy authors describe nipples but I think I hate the way King describes nipples even more

Maine mentioned

5 pages in and there’s 2 N words 💀