Danny Reynolds > Recent Status Updates

I can’t believe they’re all snuggled up in bed around each other and gossiping like it’s a middle school girl’s sleepover

My birthday mentioned 💪
(They’re stuck in a snow storm on January 12)

“We need someone of intelligence on this mission, so I should go with you!”
“Pippin, you are the dumbest hobbit I’ve ever met” -Gandalf the Grey

Aragorn: you are in grave danger and Gandalf is missing
Pippin: but I’m eepy 👉👈🥺

Imagine going on a hike with three of your best friends and accidentally running into a minor god and his hot wife

But- but- Mr. Gandalf,, I could not possibly have been eavesdropping, for Bagend has no eaves to drop!

“You should have told me about Juliette” HE IS 1500 YEARS OLD HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING???? (I’m finishing this out of spite)
(and yes this whole book has very Twilight vibes)

Diana you did not just refer to a 300 year old vampire as your son just because your *new husband* is the one that turned him 🫣

They’ve known each other for 2 months and they’re married 😐 he’s 1,500 and she’s like 38 🤢🤮

This is why I hate children lmao this is the most fucked up 10 year old I’ll have have the misfortune of reading about

“I love him” girl you’ve known him for like a month and a half, were scared to death of him for the first half of that, and he’s at least 1,500 years older than you 💀

Get back to the plot please no one cares about wine tasting 🔫🤠🖕

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

“His scent was all over her- to mark her as his to other vampires” 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Are the long, drawn out dates with fully narrated wine tastings really necessary..?

Might DNF because the vampire’s name is Matthew 💀
Or I might DNF bc he just met her and is already breaking into her bedroom and watching her sleep 🤢🤮

I now understand what cozy fantasy means
This is so cute wtf

“Let’s go topple an empire 🤠💪” I’m crying

I’m kinda getting tired of all these characters 💀they’re all kinda one-dimensional :/

Quentin didn’t do JACK SHIT bro all he did was watch his “friends” (drug buddies) die and get maimed for him after he summoned literal god (evil) 💀 also how dare he claim to love Alice after everything?? “She died for me” she killed god bro

I love how none of the characters are likable and none of them are realistic

That’s twice now Penny has been referred to as doing something “autisticly” 💀 I hate this book holy shit

This is what people think college is like when they’ve never been to college and also have never talked to a woman before

I’m only finishing this out of spite and so I can give it 2 stars (if I’m feeling generous)

Not the wedding I was hoping for but there’s still time for Wren, Julian, Leo, and Jacob to find each other again 🫶

She’s called the Corpse Queen bro tf did you think that meant, Wren? Why are we surprised lmfao

Leo 🤝 Wren 🤝 Julian
Please I beg they’d make such a cute power thruple

Makin: “Pick your battles, lad”
Jord: “I am. I’m picking all of them”
This is an actual conversation between the main character and his soldier

Re-reading so I can read the sequel :)