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I can’t believe they’re all snuggled up in bed around each other and gossiping like it’s a middle school girl’s sleepover

My birthday mentioned 💪
(They’re stuck in a snow storm on January 12)

“We need someone of intelligence on this mission, so I should go with you!”
“Pippin, you are the dumbest hobbit I’ve ever met” -Gandalf the Grey

Aragorn: you are in grave danger and Gandalf is missing
Pippin: but I’m eepy 👉👈🥺

Imagine going on a hike with three of your best friends and accidentally running into a minor god and his hot wife