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The way I would have been OBSESSED with this book if it came out in 2013/14

I love this book so far!! Do I have a theory on who the murderer is? No. Am I going to make wild guesses? Also no. I’m here for the ride

Okay I /just/ opened the audiobook and had to stop because there was a man talking and I side-eyed nothing while going “wait? That’s a man? Why is there a man?” And I thought that reaction was *chef’s kiss*

I need all my friends to read this RN
Don’t read the back, no other reviews, go into it BLIND
I’m obsessed

This is immaculate!! I only picked it up because it’s been haunting me every time I walk to the cafe from the back
These Darby chapters im in the middle of are my favorite so far it’s so unique

You did NOT just say “pip pip cherio, god save the Queen” in a SERIOUS CONTEXT brb crying

“It’s hard to know if someone’s [being] insulting, or just American” LMFAO
(Referring to Americans not understanding other cultures and alternate pronouns)

I’m back on my shit

The final slog to the end 🫣

Not the previous lover jealousy arc

#cringe

FINALLY! Plot!

INCREDIBLY tone-deaf to have a whole DISCUSSION in-universe about lost languages, lost history, traditions and practices considering the author is using a minority language in her book while also refusing to even pronounce her own stolen words correctly 🫣

I can’t tell if everyone is just mean and angry or if the audiobook reader just spits every word
(Spoilers)
I’m getting real tired of the “I love you but I’m still mad at you so we’re just going to talk about s3x angrily but not actually do it” please break up

HOW ARE THEY SO THIRSTY
(Spoilers)
and they still love each other but they’re fighting?? They love each other but they’re “not dating” anymore??? I don’t understand

Take a shot every time Violet’s temper flares and you might be drunk enough to enjoy this

Absolutely called Andarna’s color change tho I think there will be another surprise later to make her even more ✨special✨

It’s a good story I just wish someone else had written it

“Mean autistic wizard slowly learns how to make friends while trying not to get herself killed by magic creatures”

Guys I promise it gets good you just gotta get past the first 17 hours then it really gets going

This book is way too long 🫠

The main character is such a winy bitch? Stop complaining and get to the plot lmfao