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Wasn’t there a Scooby doo episode w this premise?

I picked this up hoping for Grave Encounters but it turned into As Above So Below and finally devolved into 2001: A Space Odyssey

Slow start but it’s gettin into it now 👀

I love when my urban fantasy turns into 12 chapters of flashbacks

Yellowpaw my beloved you are the cutest little mouser

Istg if the dog dies I’m DNFing

Thank you Tiffany Jackson this is exactly what I wanted to read today 🥰
I love when horror media starts fast w the hauntings instead of taking forever to set up the little spooks and weird events like- if I wanted a slow burn I’d read Steven king

I’m still holding out hope that Celaena and Nahemia end up together 🫡

I’m enjoying this way more than I thought I would
I still wish there were more lesbians in it tho

God I want Selina and the princess to get together but unfortunately knowing SJM it won’t happen 😮‍💨😔

“My heart is a stick of butter melting recklessly on a hot summer day”
What the fuck is that supposed to mean????

That main character moment when your power is to kill via skin to skin contact… and also to bust thru concrete?

Almost halfway thru this book and nothing has happened besides Juliette (horrible name too, perhaps the worst part of the book so far) being annoying and sitting in her room complaining

A full page of “I’m not insane”?? CHILL
Also the audiobook reader keeps like clicking or something and I’m not sure if it’s because it’s old and quality was bad or if the reader is scratching the page with a pencil??

“I blink 1,000 times in the blackness” bro I knew this would be cringe but damn girl calm down please

This feels like modern fantasy characters in a high fantasy world and like the story can’t decide if the story is high or modern fantasy so it makes it both

He did /not/ just say “come with me if you want to live”

I want to like this book but the whole of chapter 2 has been “second mc explains in intense detail the entire history of magic and the region” please learn to show not tell 💀

Everything that’s happened in the last 5 books is all because one incel cat decided he still deserved a cat who told him no like, 17 books ago

“He wondered if ghost cats had ghost fleas”
This is getting wild lmfao

Astral projection??

Second pallet cleanser

FRIENDZONED!!
RIP Bristlefrost that was embarrassing

Pallet cleaner >:3

Is no one going to talk about /why/ this family is a bunch of werewolves but the mc’s mom is like, half coral? Also everyone in the fam is obsessed w one mystery dude that’s probably a vampire? I’m finishing this fs if only to find out why and also bc the cover is pretty

I’m sorry but the most unrealistic thing in this is that spells and magic are stored in stones (usually in the form of necklaces and rings) and people aren’t heavily pierced?? All the main characters make fun of some goth guy for having a nose ring but bros a genius

Get to the point challenge

This book is way too short to actually include all 7 POV’s
pls tell me not all of the competitors get POV chapters??