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What’s a Ox and his foot fetish?

British dragon breeds: Winchester 🙃😬 and Longwing 🙄🥱👎
French dragon breeds: Flur de nuit (night flower) 😍💕🌸🌙

“He reads to you”
“Yes I have trouble holding them as they are so small and I have difficulty turning the pages”
MORE FUNNY DRAGONS PLS

Temeraire really said “I won’t let anyone else in the Aviation ride me because they’re all lame bitches”

Temeraire meets another dragon for the first time and immediately turns to Lawrence like “bro get a look at this guy and his idiot dragon”

I hope Temerarre has lightning breath ⚡️🐉

“He sensed now the universe focused on this moment” Paul sit down, hold your mommy’s hand, and chill tf out
Main character energy fr

Alisha is 2 and already an absolute BURN UNIT get em gorl

“I’m sure a book written in 1965 can’t be that misogynistic!”
Dune: has two female characters, only one of whom you know what they’re thinking, and the only thought in her head is “wow my son is so smart” and “my son is a man now, he looks like his father” and bonus “I’m preggy again”

“Low-built, gross of face and body” GET RKT BRO DO YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN??

I sincerely hope the Barron get murdered violently iykyk

Holly Black Extended Universe confirmed????

JESSICA IS SUCH A BOY MOM WHY ARE YOU OFFENDED AT UR SON POTENTIALLY GETTING A GF????
I’m convinced she purposely had a son so she could fulfill her greater purpose of being a toxic boy mom

His father puts him in charge of hosting dinner and Paul immediately decides to cause problems on purpose

THERES A BITCH NAMED DUNCAN NOW????
Also yes Raven I will hate this but for as dry as this is (hehe) it’s still not as dry as Ava Reid’s writing and I’ve read two of her books!

Their names are PAUL and JESSICA????

WHY ARE THERE 15 NARRATORS????
FIFTEEN
I’m scared

Yes gurl give us nothing!!
can someone give me one str8 romance/ romantacy where the two mc’s actually have chemistry and don’t just fall in love from forced proximity and boredom

When there’s 30 minutes left on the audiobook and they’re still not together and happy 🥲

LETS GO LESBIANS
Finally a retelling that isn’t too in-your-face

Perfectly unique portrayal of magic and fae(ish) beings
No notes :)

Ash: polycule? 🥺 👉👈
Callum and Ramsey: 😳🤝😳

“Raith was a wraith once more” WHO APPROVED THIS

So they have sex, the POV switches to someone else, just to switch back so Harrow and Raith can have sex again before the POV goes back???

Another one from the SJM school of fantasy
The male/female thing is going to make me barf 🤢🤮

“Was Raith, a wraith?” Who edited this??
Fire them and blacklist them from future positions 💀

Idk if it’s the speed I have the audio set to or if it’s the reader but the way she says “(w)raith” sounds like she’s saying another word that starts with r and rhymes with grape 💀

Incorporeal being made flesh with absolutely zero memories but he knows how to spell? He just found out he’s a wraith but somehow already knows how to spell it? 😬