Danny Reynolds’s Reviews > Dune > Status Update

“He sensed now the universe focused on this moment” Paul sit down, hold your mommy’s hand, and chill tf out
Main character energy fr

Alisha is 2 and already an absolute BURN UNIT get em gorl

“I’m sure a book written in 1965 can’t be that misogynistic!”
Dune: has two female characters, only one of whom you know what they’re thinking, and the only thought in her head is “wow my son is so smart” and “my son is a man now, he looks like his father” and bonus “I’m preggy again”

“Low-built, gross of face and body” GET RKT BRO DO YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN??

I sincerely hope the Barron get murdered violently iykyk

JESSICA IS SUCH A BOY MOM WHY ARE YOU OFFENDED AT UR SON POTENTIALLY GETTING A GF????
I’m convinced she purposely had a son so she could fulfill her greater purpose of being a toxic boy mom

THERES A BITCH NAMED DUNCAN NOW????
Also yes Raven I will hate this but for as dry as this is (hehe) it’s still not as dry as Ava Reid’s writing and I’ve read two of her books!

Their names are PAUL and JESSICA????

WHY ARE THERE 15 NARRATORS????
FIFTEEN
I’m scared