MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

I would never steal my bsfs fiance idc if they don’t have feelings or if it’s arranged for convenience but that’s just me idk. Guys r weird

Jules Josh and their friends were so unrealistic. If my bsf hated someone I’d tease the heck out of her like girl tf

Characters in books falling in love in 2 months or smth like tbh that’s such a short time cuz like?? 😭😭 idk i

Idk who’s in a worse situation. Me now or me from 5-10 years ago….like girl can’t catch a break

Itni himat nai k main is ongi bongi kitab par waqt zaya krun

DNF :) BAAH…..after that ending ofccc I’d DNF

DNF

DNF

DNF for now

So many povs

WAR IS OVERRRRR

My period got two weeks late a few months ago. Was I pregnant? No

Oh so I was right about 200 pages earlier

One thing I’d never do. Sex while on call WITH SOMEONE ELSE. Cuz like I’d be embarrassed and like ew no fuck no. How do u continue having sex while on call w ur family? 😭😭😭😭😭

“You don’t have tolie to impress me.” There’s a grammar mistake. It’s TO LIE n I kept reading it TOLIE I’m like what on earth is tolie? 💀😭PLS THIS IS FUNNY

“Nothing says ‘happiness’ like rewriting history.” I glare back at her. “Guess it just takes the right person.” ABaaahahahh BYE BITCH ABAHAHHAGSHAHW

“Apparently, he’s planning a backpacking trip across Europe with his wife and son. It was almost inspiring enough to make me want to retire, too.”

Is this a friends reference ?

That’s smth I’d do to defend my Man in a gathering like slayyyy she’s slaying in this scene

Ngl bohat burger vibes arahi in logo se like this whole cousin group Azeer Alina etc etc idk aise burger bachay 💀😭

Another reason why drinking is forbidden. Yeah sorry but yeah not sorry

Shahzad mutters. In Urdu, no less.
….

In Urdu💀 pls shahzad ne teer mara MASHALLAH

“Actually,” Ramishah pipes up, “Raees wasn’t a chooza. More like a chamgadar in training.” 💀

Maya phupo being bisti-fied is getting 1 whole star

“I thought you couldn’t talk.” I let out a soft laugh. “Oh, believe me, I wish I wasn’t wasting my breath on teaching you about common courtesy.”

BAAAAAHHH

Sigh. Pls drop book recs

“I’ll end his life.” Girl be so fucking real with me. First end ur ex’s life who ruined YOUR life then go for someone else :)

*HER THINKING THEY R GONNA HAVE SEX*

Him: *enters the house and starts sobbing*

BYEEEEEEEEEE

HOOK UP? Girl that’s her husband. Is Hook up the right word for ur husband? What does it even mean…help

Get a boobs surgery girl idfk like the last thing he cares about are ur tits

Chalo ji