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Omg I got the arc

If I see one more skinny girl being fancasted as Jules with a caption ‘she’s perfect as Jules’ I will throw hands. Cuz listen the FCs are beautiful but Jules was not skinny. Hello. NO. NOOOOOO

Kinda annoyed. She’s a cop. He’s a cop. A guy said smth like ‘u get to stare at her tits’ and he asks for another drink? Instead of atleast telling him to shut up?

I’m like why is this taking so long to end. It’s 500 pages that’s why:)

I tried. Small count x 6
Idk I just can’t get into it I’m trying guys

600 pages?! 💀

He wore a pair of dark tactical pants and a gray shirt that only seemed to draw attention to his chest and shoulders.
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BYE HOT OMG BITCG

“What the fuck is a girdle, and why does it sound ugly?” Hermes asked. “Think of it as a corset,” Persephone said. “Hmm,” the god said. “I am intrigued. Give it to me.”

“My face, Hermes,” Hades said. “She was riding my face.” “Oh my gods,” Persephone whispered. Hermes’s shoulders dropped in disappointment. “Well, that’s not very creative.”

THATS IT BYE HAHHAHA💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭

It’s time to finish

I wanna read boys of Tommen but If I hate it I won’t be nice about it and I don’t wanna be mean:((

So many POVs I dgaf

NOOOOO THE CAT OMG FUCK U ALL DIE DIE DIE BURN THE CAT OMG BABY 😭 WE HAD KITTY FOR SUCH A SHORT TIME NOOOO

I will actually frikin SOB if the kitty dies no

The cat is the best part I want it

“What will you birth, Persephone?” Not a child I’ll tell u that

WTF lemme read

“You are as dogged as your mother,” Zeus snarled. “I believe the word you are looking for is strong willed,” Persephone said.

SLAY

They had demanded her child. She did not even know if it was possible for her to ever conceive, but the idea that Zeus would take her child devastated her.
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RIGHT??!!

Omg? Is she? Is it possible?

Yeah no I’ll be murdering

Fiance? Just say wife bruh

“Have you met my brother?” Hades asked, clearly not amused. “Unfortunately, yes. He’s my father,”

BAAAH BYE

“I feel…ridiculous. So many people have experienced worse—” oh baby that’s us

“We are all broken, Persephone. It’s what we do with the pieces that matters.”

What did he not know? Help?

Lamia was the daughter of Poseidon and a queen. Her affair with Zeus led to Hera cursing her to lose any child she birthed, and eventually, she went mad, stealing babies from their mothers only to feast upon their flesh. Her story was horrifying, especially given that Lamia had gone from desiring a child above all else to consuming them.
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Oh my god?

Wait can bullets hurt gods? Isn’t she supposed to be a goddess? Why is she getting hurt every book help

Sephy using magic HEHEHEGEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

“Ignore her,” said Hermes. “She has a stick up her vagina.” Persephone looked at the god. “It’s ass, Hermes. Stick up her ass.” He shrugged. “They’re close.”

I’m ded bye