MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Preggo?

If I was Zinnie just know we’d need a lawyer for me and an ambulance for the other two and the husband would sleep outside the house for a months but that’s just me idk

If this kiss cam lands on him and saira Bandri I will rip their heads off

No matter what I did, no matter how hard I tried, it always seemed to fall short. Like I wasn’t enough.
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Wowwww we’re twins

Zaira nicho bandri ne idhar bhi tapak jana

Should’ve gotten donuts from Tim’s but whatever

It’s so funny when people try to write smth w/o doing research n end up writing it wrong like honey that’s not it😭😭 pls atleast do some search

Saira nu banda laye 10 ty ginay 1

“Not here, Kitten Whiskers,” Noor…💀 girl-

“Pound me like one of your courtroom gavels!’” GOOD BYE IM DONE BYE 💀💀💀😭

So, what if I keep a picture of my wife in my wallet?.
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Aww

“I’m your best friend. My job is to insert myself into your life, whether you want me there or not.” ‘Me giving unwanted advice to my bsfs. No cuz she needs it

“Raees,” I say. “His name.” Her head snaps up. “Reece? Baby, that’s a white man’s name.” A hoarse laugh bubbles out of me. “No, silly. Rah-ees.”

BYE PLSSSS😭😭

Ok so I’m dumb. It’s been years since she graduated and met her friends. Aaaaaaah…I see. Right. Anyway. I prolly missed it. Do we get Ophelia’s book

“back when we were sleep-deprived students swimming in OSAP debt.” STOP REMINDING ME PLS I HAVE OSAP TO PAY

“And you know your girl doesn’t support Starbucks, so.” HAHH👏

I’m so proud of her I could scream. I’m so jealous I could die. And somewhere in between all of that, I’m just a girl who misses her best friend.
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I do not sound like my father. I do not act like my father. I will not be my father

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YESSS SLAY

“You sounded a lot like your father just now.” No wayyy….its almost as if….hes his fathers son….woah…discovery…

Saira bandri ki bachi…

He gave grumpy vibes in book 2. Why is he so loud here? I mean he’s supposed to be golden retriever

💀💀😭she is telling him he has chocolate on his lip *she taps her own lip* HE THINKS SHES ASKING FOR A KISS. BAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA BYE BITCH

Ugh I can’t read this in class I’m cringe

“You don’t have to be sad alone,”
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This is just extra long paragraphs of nothing

THIS IS ME CRYING

I relate to my fav characters and I HATE that I relate to them

“Who hurt my wife I’ll kill them” just cut the damn spinach man…I don’t have all day

Kyu parh rahi hu main ye?

Using my fav characters names in my assignments 👏