MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Emma u bitch

When will she eat someone

ok atleast I know DSM 5 thanks to college

“Prison is boring. It’s noisy, and it’s bright”

No hate to short fmcs but I’m so sick of seeing 3ft fmcs and then 10ft tall mmcs like guys

Juniper hill rr soon

“MMC can’t feel anything” I promise u he’ll feel getting shot in the gut. Like unless he has some kind of medical thing that makes him NOT FEEL…fine. If not then pls shut up

I want Ayana’s fiance guy to cheat or smth so Vuk can slip in (that sounds wrong) cuz otherwise I’d call him a home wrecker idk I’m sorry

Apparently I don’t know the difference between being held at gunpoint and my mom not picking my call😀 (I freak out n manic call her)

Slump so bad I started reading theoretical physics ?? TF

4 months into 2025 n I’ve read 4 BOOKS?!? ONLY?!

“How do we know it’s real?” GIRL IDK U TELL ME?? N TELL ME FAST LIKE ??

Ofc he’d write smth like this

That one kid in class who uses random difficult words to sound smart

Sabrina James broke the generational curse or cycle or wtev n im so proud of her

Just had my mock trial. I ACED the closing tbh I wish someone had recorded 😭😭 but I went Sabrina James Jules Ambrose Zumar Yousaf and I’m happy now hegeheheh

I feel like I’m not into reading anymore (I haven’t read in a month)

Should I let my mom follow me on insta?

Thank you chat for helping me find the name of this book. I started this YEARS AGO like 7 years ago and never finished n forgot the name

He’s so baby girl coded sigh sigh sigh

Told my mom ab Ana Huang agreeing w/ me about Xavier being a Taurus.

My mom: “she prolly didn’t even think of it n went along to get rid of u” why is this woman so mean😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

Was hating on my body then realized JOSH CHEN will love it so it’s ok :)

After the disappointment I faced w Alessandra being a Taurus….IM VERY HAPPY XAV IS A TAURUS

HES A TAURUS! OMG YESSSSS!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAASSSA (I’m a Taurus)

Meri type? Daru bechne wala (Xavier Castillo n John Tucker) (Alhmdullilah) (Mashallah)

GOD PLS MAKE THEM GET THE BEST CASTING PLS AND MAKE THEM MAKE IT ACCURATE TO THE BOOKS

Authors: “book has banter”

The book: *doesnt even have the B for banter*

RAGEE when I see someone fancast SKINNY PETITE TINY girl for JULES AMBROSE

Why r books getting so repetitive like ik they r gonna use same tropes but like the stories r so same too