MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Dante Kai giving in laws advice

PISS N BLOOD😭😭😭😭

Oh so he didn’t kill the guy well now I’m upset

“If you were my fiancée, I wouldn’t look at another woman. Entertainment or not.”

Gasp

“It wasn’t like me to lose my cool”

Yet you’ve lost it three times so far

Buzz cut? Eh

Xavier slapping vuks shoulder pls it’s funny to me

“If we use your logic, I would’ve married Jordan before you. I’ve known him a long time, and I enjoy his company.”

Vuk pls💀💀😀

They r discussing memes would that be a pop culture reference and if it is I dont mind it tbh

Omg my Sloane is a bridesmaid? Omg Ayana Sloane friendship >>

Sloane mention

You saw her first? Come on man

She also studied chemistry. Now they can both bond over chemicals n oxygen hydrogen bonds or wtever

“Two sorrys in two minutes is a bit much when you don’t have anything to apologize for.”

I’d apologize for saying sorry 💀💀😭😭

Xavier Castillo oh my baby. Pls Xavier’s side of trauma in his book and now Vuks side in this😭love me some traumatized men

OMG SPANISH LOVE DECEPTION MOMENT

HOW ARE HOTELS ARE FULLY BOOKED LIKE YALL DONT EVEN GOT ONE MORE ROOM?

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Do I like him for him or do I like him cuz he can’t speak n I like when guys stay quiet?

She snapped aaahahafahahaga

Okkkkkk I’m squealing cuz Vuk asked her smth im not gonna spoil ok bye bye bye

“All one hundred and twenty million dollars of it.”

For a billionaire this shouldn’t be much tbh

Why is everyone studying at Thayer

He studied chemical engineering? Ok damn smartie

He’s mute. Wolfe Emerson you will always be remembered

Oh nvmmm nvm I was dramatic

Oh wait does Vuk speak? 💀😭

Her fiance seems sweet n friendly let’s hope there’s no cheating or betrayal I’d hate that

Starting with no expectations

Sabrina Tucker bonus chap!! They now have a cat!! 😭♥️