MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Guysss lets goo

Smart girl

Ok
Now Ana Huang needs to write unhinged FMC

The book is prolly orange and Sebastian n Maya had this banter thingy going on. Yk who else had orange and banter? Josh Jules. MHMMMM.

OBV not currently reading but MAYA IS SOUTH ASIAN. Maya and Maha sound very similar. So basically me.

Sloane Xavier wedding when??

“until I successfully locked us in the private owners’ bathroom upstairs.
Xavier and I were the only people who had access. Clean marble counters. Polished floors. Backlit mirrors”

Yes we saw Xavier use it

I’ve heard people say Christian n Vuk r similar. Nah. Vuk is hotter better slay-er<33

Christian is not

OMG GUYS I ACC LOVE IT despite that little lame thing I LOVE

What in the wattpad mafia with fairytale twist

This is so lame omg I’m dying 💀💀😭😭😭

I’m dying this is the lamest fucking thing ever oh my lord what in the fantasy fairytale

Oh this bitch kill him kill kill torture

Ok no it’s fine I mean it’s not I’m stressed a little but it’s better than the rest

I need Vuk to murder some people asap

If they break up over this lame reason I’m done

Maya & Me 🤝 being annoyed with men n wanting to stab

Maya Sebastián book? Im smelling it. Sensing it.

Mayas mother trying to set her up with a guy is the MOST Desi south Asian thing ever 😀😀😀

“As expected, Maya went all out for her birthday gala. It was held at a private event space downtown, and the theme was the Seven Deadly Sins”

😗😗😗ok multiverse of ur own universe kinda thing

He’s actually laughing. OMG GUYS IVE BEEN SMILING SINCE I STARTED

Guys I like him so far omg I’m like 60-70 % thru. Omg this is new for me wow. Let’s see what happens after the third act

“Is it something embarrassing? You’re not calling me, like, little rat or something, are you?”

Reminds me of little mouse pls why would u use this nickname 💀💀💀 LITTLE RAT. She had to add the LITTLE part

OH BITCH WHAT?? Nooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HES OFFICIALLY MY FAV PERSON HE JUST RESCUED A CAT OMG I LOVE U

Ooooh Maya Singh….desi girl alert. Me happy

Yk how critical I am so it must be a big deal if I say I’m liking him so far hehehe

SLOANE bossing everyone I love if ahahaha and she’s so protective of Xavier

“Look on the bright side.” Killian grinned at an increasingly nervous-looking Jordan. “If you get divorced, you can get tips from Davenport on how to win her back. It worked for him.”

DYINGGGGG

“Why would you rearrange her books?” Xavier looked appalled. “That’s rule number one of being in a relationship, married or not. Don’t touch their shit. If I tried to reorganize Sloane’s stuff, I wouldn’t be here right now. I’d be dead.”