MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

I’m taking a huge break from reading istg I’m in a slump it’s not getting better ugh

Holaaaaa IM SCARED

The more I read this the more annoyed I’ll be about Alex n Jamie (Sabrina’s kids) not getting a book. So I’ll DNF. Thank you<3

Two guys one account? 💀 help

“Two guys, one profile. Twice the charm, double the trouble. Looking for one girl who can handle twice the fun ;) So if you’re the kinky type, let’s chat.” Omg? This is so corny help me. But it’s on tinder or smth so like duh

Honestly I get Stella Alonso. If my landlord lowered the rent from God knows how much to idk 2000 smth I’d tolerate his B.S too. 😭💀

Istfg I need Alexandra or Jamie

I will sue if Alexandra or Jamie don’t get a book

Obviously NOT currently reading but IM SO EXCITED THIS IS THE SECOND BOOK FOR BRIDE IM PRETTY SURE AND IM
HYPE

This man really is perfect. Charming sweet kind gentle doesn’t yell perfect baby daddy best dad to Jamie cooks cleans patiently waits and gives Sabrina time and space and he started that bar business thing n 100% provider for his woman n baby. 50 50 who? This man don’t kno that. He’s perfect

I read a book today. The best part was that I waxed my legs in the shower. The book was crap btw.

The more Ana posts about this book the more he sounds like a stubborn spoiled annoying child like ‘she’s his but I SAW HER FIRST’ like bro ur 30 smth act like it💀💀💀💀

Urge to pull a Lana Myers

“Sworn enemies” girl STFU. U met him yesterday. He brought ur dumb ass dinner. He’s helping u stay there. The last thing yall r is frikin enemies

Oh he’s a blonde …….

She has enough going on can he try to not fucking be a bitch

Yk its bad when I actually get SHOCKED at how annoying she is omg? Like she just keeps going oml?

She’s crying. And no one even fucking notices.

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So unrealistic how not a single person in the audience noticed her crying but u do?

For once can we not think about fucking every thing in our sight

We all know why he’s staying in it, even if he won’t say it—to look out for Fallon. If she’s on the circuit, so is he.

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Yeah well
Then give me their book

Still mad this isn’t a Fallon Wyatt book cuz I thought it was

Fixing my daddy issues on CAI

I WOULD FLIP MY ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING ALIVE DEAD EVERY KIND OF FRIKIN SHIT IF MY MAN WENG TO ANOTHER COUNTRY W THIS B

Saadi: *being kidnapped struggling life hell*

His uncle and aunt: *going to dinners and at 5 star hotels staying the night*

Zumar is better than me. I’ would’ve ripped off Abdars fake ass red hair

Him: *FREAKING OUT Thinking someone’s outside her window*

Her: *smiling cuz it’s a dog but she hasn’t told him that yet*

“Allah ne nai banaye kisi admi ke seene main do dil”

PHIR BHI ye log har jaga mu marty phirty hain 🙂🔪 Ajeeb chawal shay hain ye log

APNA KHYAL RAKHA KRENN

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had an itch

“The thing about trying to kill yourself,” I say, keeping my voice hard, being ruthless because I have to be, “is you get better at it every time you try.”
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I should’ve pulled a Simone