MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

This is putting me into a bigger slump. Someone help me

With my clothes color pallete I would’ve been such a good rockstar gf……or am I just the downtown girl ?

Her ex is exactly why I don’t hang out with male species. I’m gonna stay in my room thank you 😊

Ok but why did she even take off the belt. Let him shout girl tf💀😭 im sorry im being judgy but the whole Muslim rep thing has already annoyed me.

Ugh

I’m sorry ew cringe w dua and her bf

Yeah no these people r not Muslim. End of discussion. Great love story n all but yeah no

“Or how he once faked an asthma attack in middle school to get out of the annual Terry Fox run. “ should’ve done this

Pls he’s so girly pop 😭😭😭

500 pages?!

“Ha . . . I make the best coffee.” 💀😭 PLS

He says she’s his universe. Bro we’re on page 23. Chill my dude

Yeah no the Muslim rep ain’t repping. I mean just make then non Muslim? Make em Pakistani and non Muslim? Cuz her sister has a boyfriend…..? And her cousin is wearing clothes that don’t scream ‘Muslim’ I’m sorry but it’s kind of a misrepresentation

He’s practicing saying ‘u look beautiful’

Yeah I’m gonna consider h they aren’t Muslim cuz …….yeah. The Muslim rep isn’t repping even tho she said they wont be shown practicing etc whatever but they r still Muslim….?

“My room’s down the hall if you need anything,” F U MEAN UR NOT SLEEPING W HER? BIATCHGGGGHH COME BACK

She’s such a wife💀already

He’s giving dilf (is he tho)

The answer sticks in my throat like glue. Left side.
….
Stop😭

Who’s shahzad? Help I forgot

This reminded me how crappy my hair has gotten☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭

“For Mama In another universe, you are a little girl whose dreams are nurtured and whose heart is held with gentle, patient, and unconditional love. I’m sorry this universe couldn’t give you that.” The dedication 😭

Ana could’ve added a scene where Sloane asks Xav about his tattoos cuz like?!! THAT MAN HAS TATS! I FRIKIN REPEAT! HE HAS TATS!

The slump is so disgustingly horribly pathetically bad help me

Wait this isn’t a Fallon Wyatt book??

Oh…’mouse is the CATS name

Let’s do this

Accidentally read a story w a pathetic lame excuse of an FMC who acts like a fucking lap dog. And don’t even get me started on the fucking MMC. I hope u die

it’s done. It’s over. The series is over…IM CRYING BYE

“I slapped her ass when she turned around, and Isabel grinned over her shoulder.” PLS ME WHEN MY MOM💀💀💀💀💀