MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

“You were supposed to…I don’t know…chase him!” “The last time I chased someone, they begged to be turned into a tree.”

PLSSSS

“He might be deaf, but he can definitely speak, Persephone.” PLS

Hades was the first person who welcomed her insight, and she had to admit, it was still hard to believe that he actually wanted to know what she thought.
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Aww

“If you are worried that you will become evil, then you have more humanity than you think.”

🫂❤️

They fuck every three minutes

“I would like to tell you that I will protect you from everyone and everything,” he said. “And I would. I would keep you safe forever within the walls of my realm, but I know what you wish is to protect yourself.”

“Are you angry with me?” Hades whispered.

I have such low standards stop eeeh

“There wasn’t—she knew that. Still, it was part of her desire to know everything about him—the powers he possessed, the charities he maintained, the deals he made.” Me. She’s me I mean it’s not that hard to tell her like take some time off fucking

She’s getting a new tablet

Miss Windy City series ngl. A man who hypes me up like Zee, a baby daddy like Ryan (and a man in general but I’m more of a Isaiah girly), a man with Isaiah’s personality and obsession with me, and Kai’s THIGHS n age gap and he wears glasses. HELP ME.

Lexa❤️

Let’s try

First DNF of 2025?

I’m so lost so many povs what’s going on

Cute baby 😭✨

Oh ummm I don’t wanna believe that a mother would get this thought but she’s human so 🤷‍♀️

No matter how many book bfs I have…….if they were real…none of em would ever understand me the way John Tucker would and that makes me sob.

When someone’s hyping a book and I’m like cool amazing I’m
Glad u liked it but my thoughts while reading were ‘I’ll skin his peepe’ cuz wtf was he even doing ??

I never wanted to read this and I also got spoilers. Anyway I love the fanfic someone wrote for Maala. MY HUSBAND FARIS GHAZI CAMEO IN FF

Omg imagine how handsome Sabrina and Tuckers son would’ve been wtf

Why is it book bf and not book husband why can’t we be in a halal relationship?! UR MY HUSBAND BYE BYE

Book bfs: “say please first”
FMC: *complies*
Me: NO

Everytime I get my period I cry over not having a Josh Chen

I forgot both Sabrina and Tucker are black leather jacket people. He’s hot shes hot. I’m ded

NEW BOOK HUSBAND ALERT

Omg I’m so much more interested in their bromance and friendship than I am in romance

Zaviyar and Nazneen being adoptive parents to to Sarang😭😭💀💀💀rishta scene

AIK SAAL BAD?!?!?!??!?? YE KIA AFREEN FAZOOL OKHI SI BAKWAS HARKAT HAY

Lo ji inka sai chlra. Ajeeb Katilon k dramay

I love how both Zaviyar haram are scared of her glares