MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Hain muka kisko kisne mara

Ye cheap chawal insan zaviyar ko goli maro

Zaviyar kon hay ab chawal ka bacha

Another slaying phupo again

“Tumhari phupo se darta hu main?”
“Unse aik dunya darti hay”

Pls so faris Saadi coded

“Lanat ho” BAAHAHAHAHA

Urdu authors and their absolute obsession with some random ass fucking character being the ‘HACKER’

Oh I feel like I know who the love triangle will be with

ABEEHA ka haram? Wo property hay? Mu tordu

ABEEHA KI GARDAN MAIN KHUD ZIBAH KAROON GI AND ISKE MAA BAAP KA BHI

“Doosron k masail” tum log gadhy ho

I like her

GHER KANONI KAAM

“Wo ukhar kar phekna janti thi” me InshaAllah

Oh she slapped a professor he was a professor

Lo ji Haram wapis tapak gya

OMG A THIRD SLAP “apni bakwas band kro” HAHAHAHAHHAAH SLAY BABY GIRL

She slapped a guy. SLAYED. Oh she slapped him twice. SHES DRAGGING HIM BY HIS COLLAR HELP

I’m kinda bored

Chalo atleast her dad left for her sanity. Ye achi baat hay. I like her dad. Shukr koi to normal

This is live triangle? I mean I like haram so far. He’s normal and fine

Can someone pls tell me he’s gonna be killed in the worst worst ways pls I don’t care how bad just be bad

OH

Nazneens mom is pissing me off pls stfu. Ur not that fucking dumb

Nazneen being so cold is so reasonable and valid. If I was her I would rip all their faces off (as if I don’t wanna do that rn)

I wanna rip her relatives eyes out and feed it to their other family members:)

I wanna say stuff but a lot of yall know me personally

So no one saw the wounds on her body or whatever? Like are they blind? They are Desi so I don’t expect much from their stupid selves (I’m Desi too I’m not racist guys)

Update: my mom let me reply to someone ( a snake relative ) from her phone. 25 30 tabak roshan hogaye unke (the relative). See my mom tolerates I don’t.

Ana Huang loves Josh Jules I’ll tell u that. They are in every single book guys. In twisted, in king of sins and even in striker 😭👌☝️I mean I love it