MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

SNAKE ASF RELATIVES. Tell me why TF does my mom NOT DO ANYTHING?! HELLO? LET ME HELP GIRL LET ME FUCKING HELP

I love smut but the yearning stage? The slowburn? Glances across the room? The almost touches? One staring at other while they aren’t looking? THAT IS WHAT I WANT

“He gave up everything for her etc” yes cuz he neglected her (THE WIFE) for years. He should’ve done better and he wouldn’t have had to give up anything

Which of the twisted and king of sins men do u think has the biggest dick? And don’t say ur fav man. Be realistic and think and evaluate.

HOLY SHIT ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT WOLFE EMERSON AS GHOST WOULD BE SO FUCKING HOT WHAT THE FUCK

I hate when Muslim authors write a book and then don’t add a single thing ‘Muslim’ into it. Like it’s the total opposite of everything Islamic like girl just write non Muslim characters atp but don’t write the religion inaccurately

See I love all my book bfs but I know I would absolutely MELT LIKE ICE in John Tuckers arms

When readers get excited over the MMC being mad cuz they find it hot n swoon n want it irl ( i understand but i would sob cuz just yeah i would )

Only reason I’m not reading magnolia parks is my book bestie (Alina) cuz she likes it

He is so useless? Help me lord

She’s a morally grey character. This proves that morally grey characters don’t have to SA their own partner or be a fucking bitch or horrible to be morally grey. But anyway.

“Tumhe abhi tak Ilm ni ho ska k meri zindagi tumhary it’s gird…..” blah blah. Tumhara no rawaiya hay us se laga hi ni

“Ap aik con woman ko con kaise kren gi” do u know WHO ur talking to? DO U?

I genuinely could not give a fuck about Fateh

“Main apni madad khud kr skta hun” HAN FIKH RAHA HAY JO APNE APNI MADAD KI ZALALAT MAR DI HAY. AKAL TO TUM MAIN HAY NI

Agar mere shohar ko mujpe bharosa hi ni hay k main sach keh rahi hu aur apne jese logo ko pehchaan skti hu…to lanat ho shohar par

I need a brain cleanser after this. This book was mind blowing until it wasn’t. The last chaps totally absolutely fucking ruined this shit

Lanat ho in sab par

I will be rating this around a 3 star cuz what did the author try to do at end? Adding all that crap?

This book should’ve ended 500 pages earlier. This is dragged as fuck. FUCK in capital. It’s gonna end up being a 3 smth star

2023

She’s crying. He’s fucking yapping. Haath hi pkr lo. If this was Zumaris….he would’ve hugged Zumar by now but anyway not every man is Faris Ghazi

MAIN TUM DONO KI CHAMRI UKHAR DUN GI

“Doston ki tarah” U TWO ARE MARRIED! WHAT OTHER RELATIONSHIP CAN BE MORE ‘EQUAL’ THAN THE R/S OF HUSBAND N WIFE TF IS WRONG W YALL

Lo ji ab ye bhi jihan ki tarah gunga behra hgya. Maha k liye faris ghazi hi behtr

“Watch me” “as if I care” ullu k pathon tum dono mian biwi ho Sharam krlo

I- there is no way there’s no way there’s no way there’s no way I’m so not ok no way guys wtf wtf wtf wtf GUYS WHAT THE LEGIT FUCK FUCK OFF GUYS FUCK OFFFFFFCX

Wah Taliya Murad wah wah. Chaaaaa gai janeman. Meri fav con woman

“Kia tum muje aik dafa moqa de skti ho k main tumhe chunu?” Aur yahan par maha die hogai

Haye Adam bechara beech main