MaHaha (McMurder) > Recent Status Updates

Lo ji bully hota hua bhateja. Phupo comes to safe day?

Their family is so dysfunctional I feel so related

SOMEONES WORKING OUT GUYSSSSSSS

Oh wait she knows it was him?

Lo ji ab ye konsi okhi USB hay

Wow bro time par tapka hay

Jaan. Nikl rahi meri

OH LAFZON KA CHANTA! I thought he slapped abi 💀 also funny thing….abdar ka nickname bhi abi tha💀💀

Lo ji. Idk maybe I love Namal too much or maybe the him visiting her doctor is giving very faris ?

I wanna learn archery and sword fighting (😀)

We have pizza in our fridge, ice cream, and today we got two donuts and I resisted the urge to eat all these things. I WAS TEMPTED but I didn’t. My clothes are loose now thank you very much :) (I ate banana orange and keema karele instead)

AAAAAH I CAN NOT CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE HELP HELP

Pehle haram sans na le ska phir Zaviyar sans na le ska. Chalo ji

CHANDA💀💀😭😭😭

Urdu authors and obsession with aurton ki hifazat

OMG STOP STOP THEIR FRIENDSHIP IM GONNA SOB

Aunty ji apka future damad hi aye ga nazneen k liye ap mrjaen Allah kr k

Nazneen my baby

Stop stop I hate love triangles ye kia bakwas hay cuz I like him
Now

Oh shit that’s how oh no

What if I fall for the guy she’s not supposed to be with? HELP ME

UGHHH NAHHHH STOPPP UGH

GUYS I KNOW SHE ENDS UP W HIM BUT

Haye my sweet girl

Maqafat e Amal nahi to kia hay ye :))))

Omg stopppp I’m not ok

Lo ji

Sarang: MAIN NE KUCH NI KIA
PLS

Yay he’s traumatized too

“Zaviyar jesa gadha”