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“Her mother didn’t understand what it required to shake that label…less, to prove it wrong to the world.”

One, fucking OUCH. Two, I don’t think that fucking asshole sees past whatever causes she’s chosen to pick up. Especially because that selfish fuck doesn’t see past her nose, let alone that revolution and liberation begins at home.

One, this book is triggering the hell out of me because so many things are things I’ve experienced.

Two, their mom is so fucking manipulative, and blind to her own fucking selfishness.

“Mitch you cannot play a Black guy!”
“WHY NOT!? I know it’ll be a stretch but that’s how you win awards!”

His brother flipping the fuck out after being told he can’t do that has me fucking dying. Not you saying white guys can’t win at anything when he’s a fucking movie star? Hey come back to reality, dude. Real AF dealing with family sometimes. 😭😂

“He wondered if Isaac was making out with any of the guys at school. He fucking hoped not. No one in Troy is good enough for his brother.” He’s real AF for that. If any of my siblings would’ve come out as queer while I was in high school, I’d have thought the same thing about my tiny hometown. 😂😂😂

Raquel… why? Fucking why?

Fuck yes, prima! Pinche fantasma! 🤌🏼✨

I want to hug and shake Raquel all at the same time. Because JFC I’ve been there.

“Even when I bury myself in your fucking soil, I’m still not American enough.”

Hey, gonna go sob and maybe puke.

Oh, fucking a fascist. What the fuck.

Ew, Brigid, WHAT THE FUCK?

Flora is so real for this outburst. 😂

So far really fucking into this. Eating it up!

Marina and Lulu?! 🥹😍

Pilar is flawed, but she and Romy are both the reason Lulu is named Lucha. Two abuelas coming together to create a fucking luchadora. Eso, eso, eso! 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼

Not the pineapple! 😭😂😂😂

Okay, but Lucha is such an amazing name! I get why she hates it, but I love it!

The way I keep reading this complete and utter garbage. Like these two are all but engaged and still fucking hate one another? SIX BOOKS LATER?!

Okay, Pretty Woman!

“Fuck ugly god” and “big ole egg head.” LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOO!!

😮‍💨“I guess I’ll just have to have enough fun for the both of us.” 😉

😂😂😂😂

I was curious when everyone else was raving about these books. But I have a weak tummy, so I didn’t give in to curiosity. Until now. I’ve finally caved. I’m mad at my own restraint because this unhinged bitch is hilarious.

I think my hunch is correct! 🕵🏼‍♀️

OH FFS I DO NOT CARE SHES THE MAIN CHARACTER, SHE IS THE WOOOORST QUIT TORTURING ME WITH GIVING HER THE LONGEST CHAPTERS

UGH ANOTHER LOREN POV?! GET ME BACK TO SHAY AND ROMAN! 😭😩

Oh God. Not Loren again. FFS I DONT CARE THAT SHES THE MAIN CHARACTER, SHE MAKES MY ASS ITCH.

I literally like just about everyone but this fucking fucker.

OH FINALLY A BIT OF JOY… JUST TOOK OVER 60% AND A YEAR OFF MY LIFE.

Can I get ONE happy chapter? Is this entire book heartbreaking?! GODDAMN KAYLA!

He abandoned you?! Girl, you told him to go?! I hate siding with a man, but WHAT THE FUCK?

Okay this third act breakup makes no sense and is pissing me the fuck off.

Wow. The only person who isn’t fucking horrible in this book is the six year old.