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Sorry if your dash is suddenly flooded with a hundred books that say "Read". I tried to put all my "To Listen" books on the "To Read" shelf as well and GR decided that I'd read them all instead. Fuck, this is a mess...

Another novel that reinforces my dislike of side character POV. I'm sure it's important to the development/resolution of this story but I really don't care for the Mom's POV.

Oh lawdy Camille - I got another rec for you right here. Fits into that box of shame like woah.

So, blow-job snowballing with reverse felching (I didn't even know that was a thing) to purposefully pass genetic material. #points for creativity!

OMG Sex Magic. Why didn't anyone mention there was SEX MAGIC? I LOVE Sex Magic. If there were more of this in paranormal/fantasy books then I would be reading more paranormal/fantasy books!

What the hell? I don't even remember picking this book up but OMFG IT'S SO DAMNED GOOD! I'm pretty sure Hailey is a New-to-Me author but if this is typical of her writing then sign me up for MORE.

Oh, nice "check your privilege" moment there in recognizing how a white person rarely expects to be treated with animosity, suspicion or derision when doing something as innocuous as shopping for groceries.

LOL the Corn Palace. I'm dying to visiti, too but I keep missing that place; every time we're in the area it's after hours, damn it!

"I'm still a virgin." ...Gavin added, "Blowjobs and handjobs don't count."

LOL! Sounds like Dionne from Clueless.

OMG I love everything about this book so far. Especially the ridiculously competent & intelligent female spy. Not too much historical content as yet but what's here is quite accurate. I only wish there'd been a mention of General Warren since he actually cultivated the use of female spies first for the Americans. Also, I am absolutely in LOVE with that cover. I mean, look at it. Go on, look. Seriously. Beautiful.

Yeah, no this is boring me. I'm putting it off till next month and starting over, hopefully it will catch my interest more.

Awwww, hellz naw! Are you kidding me? So low...

Oh man - that home visit social worker scene gave me the willies. I'd like to think we're better than that but I know there are predators everywhere, and in every vocation.

OMG! Bad Co, my favorite band ever!

*blink*

That was the most disturbing, fucked up thing I've ever read.

Ah...wait, I think I've got an inkling of what's going on. Probably. Well, maybe.

So, how creepy is it that the best parts of this whole story up 'til now are the passages from the POV of the soon-to-be murder victims?

I'm stumped on this one; in a typical murder-mystery I've at least got an idea of who the Unsub might be (if I haven't solved the case already). Right now? No clue. None. Bravo, Mr. Reed. Bravo. That doesn't happen very often. Honestly, I'm not even sure we've met the guy other than through the VERY DISTURBING *shudder* meet-up/murder scenes...

What the actual fuck? I didn't read anything about this being a paranormal genre title...creepy, once again.

Aaaaaaand this is why I would never, ever, used a hook-up app or Craigslist for sex. I get the whole ease of use & convenience of not having to even leave home but for once in my life I am happy to have a Vag - it's been a while but the tried & true bar scene never once let me down. I have a feeling that, even older & slightly more curvy, I wouldn't have much of a problem pulling if I really wanted to get laid.

OMG the Europeans are hysterical. In response to Cheetolini's "America First" propaganda, a ridiculous number of other countries have followed "Okay, American First, but can the Netherlands be Second?" sarcastic video with equally funny stuff!

EVERYSECONDCOUNTS.EU

I think Asia, Oceania, the Middle East & Africa have all gotten on board this train, too. HILARIOUS! I almost PMP 3x watching! (Iran's FTW LMAO!)

Whelp, I will soon have a few extra $$$ in the household account seeing as the only Real (Time) reason I argued to keep HBO was to occasionally see Bill Maher's show. So, not gonna happen now after the way he treated Milo YiannoDoucheNozzle with kid gloves & didn't shut down his brand of trans-phobic stupidity. (MASSIVE love to Larry Wilmore for telling him to shut the fuck up, though. <3<3<3)

Really hoping this one makes up for the disappointment that I felt after #3...

This narrator's voice portrayal of Hudson sounds so familiar. It's been driving me nuts for over 3 hours. Finally! I figured it out: It's so very similar to some of the voices Mark Westfield does for the THIRDS characters...which is really weird since the next installment in Charlie's series features a character named Hudson as well.

Mark your calendars peeps: March 8, 2017 #DayWithoutAWoman