Matt

“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”
― Henry Rollins

“We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where they're going to sit”
― David Suzuki

“You don’t understand much, he says. Why do you think I was lost in the impenetrable forest in the first place?”
― Margaret Atwood, The Tent

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe