Janet

“Whenever anyone argues with you about something, just tell them it is foretold—usually works.”
― Craig Johnson, Hell and Back

“Like all true horse’s asses, he hoped to go into politics.”
― Craig Johnson, Next to Last Stand

“I’d heard that they were going to stop teaching cursive in schools, which was fine with me, because then all us old people would have a secret code.”
― Craig Johnson, Next to Last Stand

“Isabel and Alma Trumbo are the sisters who reside in the brick rambler on Church Street. They are a bit, uh, different and unorthodox. Borderline eccentric, some of the townies say, especially Alma.”
“What do the borderline eccentric sisters Isabel and Alma know about solving a murder case?”
Dwight gave it a moment’s reflection. “They could probably write a book about it.”
― Ed Lynskey, Fowl Play