Huma

“In fact, I was shortly to be chosen for my first tour to New Zealand. Again, I had Javed, now restored to captaincy, to thank. I was immediately anxious. I could not drive. I had neither money of my own nor even a bank account. I rang Javed and asked him how much it would cost me to go on the tour; he replied deadpan: "100,000 rupees."

My heart sank. 'Javed bhai, my dad would never give me that amount of money,' I said gloomily. 'I'm sorry. I won't be able to come.'

Javed burst out laughing. 'You idiot!' he said. 'You don't have to pay; you get paid.'

I couldn't believe it. 'I get paid?' I said. 'To play for Pakistan? Unbelievable!”
― Gideon Haigh, Sultan: A Memoir

“you might not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you.”
― Wasim Akram, Sultan: A Memoir

“You won’t tell anyone, will you?’ began Emily, knowing well that of all openings on earth this one is the most certain to provoke interest and sympathy.”
― Agatha Christie, The Sittaford Mystery

“The first thing that hit their eyes was what appeared to be a coffin.
And the next four thousand nine hundred and ninety nine things that hit their eyes were also coffins.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe