Huma

“In fact, I was shortly to be chosen for my first tour to New Zealand. Again, I had Javed, now restored to captaincy, to thank. I was immediately anxious. I could not drive. I had neither money of my own nor even a bank account. I rang Javed and asked him how much it would cost me to go on the tour; he replied deadpan: "100,000 rupees."

My heart sank. 'Javed bhai, my dad would never give me that amount of money,' I said gloomily. 'I'm sorry. I won't be able to come.'

Javed burst out laughing. 'You idiot!' he said. 'You don't have to pay; you get paid.'

I couldn't believe it. 'I get paid?' I said. 'To play for Pakistan? Unbelievable!”
― Gideon Haigh, Sultan: A Memoir

“The first thing that hit their eyes was what appeared to be a coffin.
And the next four thousand nine hundred and ninety nine things that hit their eyes were also coffins.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“It was so hard to get an idea of people you had never seen. You had to rely on other people's judgment. ... Other people's impressions were no good to you. They might be just as true as yours but you couldn't act on them. You couldn't, as it were, use
another person's angle of attack.”
― Agatha Christie, The Sittaford Mystery

“Never part with information unnecessarily. That's my rule,”
― Agatha Christie, The Sittaford Mystery