Elle

“Read it first, then tell me it’s cool.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods: Tenth Anniversary

“So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse’s only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid. Now come with me if you want to live …”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

“Big budget. Really? If you are in a horror flick, it’s almost certainly alien or satanic in nature. But it’s more likely that you’ve made the common mistake of misdiagnosing a “psychological thriller” as a horror movie. If so, heed this advice: If you’re looking for your child, he/she probably never existed. Also: your husband did it.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

“the girl who gets excluded from a crowd she previously belonged to; the newcomer who fails to be accepted by other girls no matter what she does; the girl who is somehow different and targeted for that reason; or the popular Queen Bee, who buzzes from place to place spreading discomfort and manipulating others with her words. Sounds pretty juvenile, doesn’t it? Unfortunately, some women never outgrow these behaviors,”
― Cheryl Dellasega, Mean Girls Grown Up: Adult Women Who Are Still Queen Bees, Middle Bees, and Afraid-to-Bees