Ayu

“Now that I look back, I don't know why I was so stressed about it all this time. Funny how sometimes you worry a lot about something and it turns out to be nothing.”
― R.J. Palacio, Wonder

“I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees”
― Homer Simpson

“If you ask me, it's all these skinny models that make girls anorexic," she went on, to Auntie Barbara. "I
can't think why they don't use real girls with a few curves."

"Stands to reason, Jenny." Auntie B. was as pinkly flushed as Mum. "All the designers are gay—they
don't want bosoms in their clothes, or bottoms, either. Not proper, girls' bottoms.”
― Elizabeth Young, Asking for Trouble

“Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician.”
― Sir Arthur Conan Doyle-The Sign of Four