Gaurav Kulkarni

“Socrates   Patricia Van Winkle: How did you get started on a vegetarian diet?   Socrates: Does the man choose a diet or does a diet choose the man?   Van Winkle:  Hmm. . . OK.  So you say that people are closely linked to vegetables.  Can you elaborate?   Socrates:  A human being in reality is just a human bean.   Van Winkle:  I’m not quite following you.  How so?   Socrates:  If you take away its leg, a legume is just u and me.   Van Winkle:  Alright.  I think I see where you’re going with that.  And how would you say a vegetarian diet affected you?   Socrates:  If you eat a meal of meat, you will be happy for 30 minutes.  If you eat a meal of vegetables you will be happy for 30 years.  (Pause) Unless some shithead gives you hemlock and tells you it’s a V8.”
― Jim Tilberry, Revenge of the Vegetarian: A Humorous Spin on the World of Vegetarianism

“When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person to realize his dream,”
― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

“Think in the morning, act in the noon, read in the evening, and sleep at night.” —William Blake”
― Anonymous

“A man is happiest with a girl who reads books.” —”
― Zan Perrion, The Alabaster Girl