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“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. "How can one man have so much conditioner?"

His mouth filled with French toast, Mitch pointed at his hair and snarled, "Tawny mane! Do you think this shit stays this beautiful on its own? It needs care and love! Which is more than I'm getting from you!”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Squeeze

“A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.”
― Shelby Foote

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
― Ernest Hemingway