John

“Jesus!"

"Are you hurt?"

"Jesus!"

"Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

“The dark warrior jumped high into the air, his knees almost striking his chest, then landed in a crouch and leapt back up spinning around, his sword slicing the air. And I wondered how it was possible for him to move like that in mail...

Beynor just stood there, rooted to the ground like an ash. "Heimdall's hairy ballsack," he said, "he's a giant flea!”
― Giles Kristian, Odin's Wolves

“Our so-called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
The subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure”
― Sting

“If the cards are stacked against you, reshuffle the deck.”
― John D. MacDonald