Coco

“I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
― Woody Allen

“And in some of the houses, people were getting old and sick and were dying, leaving others to grieve. It was happening all the time, unnoticed, and it was the thing that really mattered. What really mattered in life, what gave it weight, was death.”
― Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex