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“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
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“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”
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“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
― Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
― Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
“Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.”
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“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”
― There's Treasure Everywhere
― There's Treasure Everywhere
“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
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“Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too”
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“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too”
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“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
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“I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"
Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
― Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue
Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
― Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue
“The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.”
― Calvin & Hobbes Books, Tenth Anniversary Book
― Calvin & Hobbes Books, Tenth Anniversary Book
“Wake up, get up… Shut up. Listen up… Throw up…Mix up, Goof up… Hurry up…"
"How's your day?"
"Looking up.”
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"How's your day?"
"Looking up.”
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