Sam

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― steve martin

“If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don't want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it, too. I want them to be able to do whatever they want around me.”
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin