Alan

“She was skinny, early twenties, curly black hair in goth/emo style. Drapey black clothes under the corporate apron, a stud through her nose. The effect was not unattractive, though had I been the place's manager I might have wanted the staff to look like they'd be dishing out fresh dairy products full of organic, carbon-neutral goodness, rather than bat wings sprinkled with toad's bloo.”
― Michael Marshall, Killer Move

“I promise that I'm here to be your friend and I'm not going to be a stranger for long.”
― Paul Tremblay, The Cabin at the End of the World

“She needed to remind herself not to accidentally press the spot on the seam of her T-shirt that would make the cat start singing a sea shanty consisting entirely of meows.”
― David Wong, Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick

“You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. Women made me sick.”
― Raymond Chandler, Philip Marlowe Complete Collection