Surreal Books

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Kafka on the Shore Kafka on the Shore (Paperback)
by (shelved 184 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.12 — 541,252 ratings — published 2002
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The Metamorphosis The Metamorphosis (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 128 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.90 — 1,390,460 ratings — published 1915
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The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (Paperback)
by (shelved 121 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.14 — 311,962 ratings — published 1994
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1Q84 (1Q84, #1-3) 1Q84 (1Q84, #1-3)
by (shelved 87 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.95 — 337,313 ratings — published 2009
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Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World (Paperback)
by (shelved 81 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.11 — 151,007 ratings — published 1985
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House of Leaves House of Leaves (Paperback)
by (shelved 79 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.09 — 197,145 ratings — published 2000
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The Trial The Trial (Paperback)
by (shelved 73 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.94 — 388,109 ratings — published 1925
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After Dark After Dark (Hardcover)
by (shelved 72 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.74 — 186,614 ratings — published 2004
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Annihilation (Southern Reach, #1) Annihilation (Southern Reach, #1)
by (shelved 68 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.80 — 294,877 ratings — published 2014
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Piranesi Piranesi (Hardcover)
by (shelved 67 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.22 — 444,213 ratings — published 2020
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The Hearing Trumpet The Hearing Trumpet (Paperback)
by (shelved 59 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.00 — 11,707 ratings — published 1974
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Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass (Paperback)
by (shelved 54 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.06 — 604,796 ratings — published 1871
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Bunny (Bunny, #1) Bunny (Bunny, #1)
by (shelved 51 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.47 — 313,808 ratings — published 2019
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The Master and Margarita The Master and Margarita (Paperback)
by (shelved 50 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.28 — 413,242 ratings — published 1967
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Slaughterhouse-Five Slaughterhouse-Five (Paperback)
by (shelved 49 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,470,583 ratings — published 1969
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One Hundred Years of Solitude One Hundred Years of Solitude (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 49 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.12 — 1,091,189 ratings — published 1967
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The Third Policeman The Third Policeman (Paperback)
by (shelved 47 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.96 — 22,684 ratings — published 1967
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A Wild Sheep Chase (The Rat, #3) A Wild Sheep Chase (The Rat, #3)
by (shelved 47 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.94 — 139,993 ratings — published 1982
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Earthlings Earthlings (Hardcover)
by (shelved 41 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.60 — 97,129 ratings — published 2018
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The Night Circus The Night Circus (Hardcover)
by (shelved 41 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.00 — 1,087,260 ratings — published 2011
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Naked Lunch: The Restored Text Naked Lunch: The Restored Text (Paperback)
by (shelved 39 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.46 — 98,056 ratings — published 1959
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Nadja Nadja (Paperback)
by (shelved 38 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.53 — 13,064 ratings — published 1928
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The Strange Library The Strange Library (Paperback)
by (shelved 38 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.55 — 68,956 ratings — published 2005
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Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance (Paperback)
by (shelved 38 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.04 — 98,907 ratings — published 1988
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Norwegian Wood Norwegian Wood (Paperback)
by (shelved 36 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.99 — 717,563 ratings — published 1987
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The Ocean at the End of the Lane The Ocean at the End of the Lane (Paperback)
by (shelved 35 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.01 — 654,835 ratings — published 2013
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The Vegetarian The Vegetarian (Hardcover)
by (shelved 34 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.65 — 360,127 ratings — published 2007
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The City & the City The City & the City (Hardcover)
by (shelved 34 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.90 — 77,783 ratings — published 2009
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If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler (Paperback)
by (shelved 33 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.02 — 110,408 ratings — published 1979
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Sputnik Sweetheart Sputnik Sweetheart (Paperback)
by (shelved 30 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.83 — 179,120 ratings — published 1999
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The Complete Stories of Leonora Carrington The Complete Stories of Leonora Carrington (Paperback)
by (shelved 29 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.00 — 3,485 ratings — published 2017
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Fever Dream Fever Dream (Hardcover)
by (shelved 29 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.72 — 50,718 ratings — published 2014
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The Woman in the Dunes The Woman in the Dunes (Paperback)
by (shelved 29 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.88 — 38,759 ratings — published 1962
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Story of the Eye Story of the Eye (Paperback)
by (shelved 29 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.64 — 25,014 ratings — published 1928
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The Blind Owl The Blind Owl (Paperback)
by (shelved 28 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.96 — 34,060 ratings — published 1937
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The Little Prince The Little Prince (Hardcover)
by (shelved 27 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.33 — 2,433,408 ratings — published 1943
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The Memory Police The Memory Police (Hardcover)
by (shelved 26 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.70 — 133,701 ratings — published 1994
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The Castle The Castle (Paperback)
by (shelved 26 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.92 — 74,306 ratings — published 1926
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Ubik Ubik (Paperback)
by (shelved 26 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.11 — 121,305 ratings — published 1969
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American Gods: Tenth Anniversary (American Gods, #1) American Gods: Tenth Anniversary (American Gods, #1)
by (shelved 26 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.10 — 986,202 ratings — published 2001
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream (Paperback)
by (shelved 25 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.06 — 375,591 ratings — published 1971
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Coraline Coraline (Paperback)
by (shelved 24 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.13 — 774,792 ratings — published 2002
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The Elephant Vanishes The Elephant Vanishes (Paperback)
by (shelved 24 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.82 — 57,775 ratings — published 1993
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things I'm Thinking of Ending Things (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 23 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.51 — 197,255 ratings — published 2016
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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (Hardcover)
by (shelved 23 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.99 — 431,360 ratings — published 1865
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 23 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,997,426 ratings — published 1979
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Ficciones Ficciones (Paperback)
by (shelved 22 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.40 — 77,908 ratings — published 1944
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Pedro Páramo Pedro Páramo (Paperback)
by (shelved 21 times as surreal)
avg rating 4.05 — 96,875 ratings — published 1955
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Life of Pi Life of Pi (Paperback)
by (shelved 21 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.94 — 1,742,655 ratings — published 2001
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Welcome to Night Vale (Welcome to Night Vale, #1) Welcome to Night Vale (Welcome to Night Vale, #1)
by (shelved 21 times as surreal)
avg rating 3.82 — 43,477 ratings — published 2015
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Stewart Stafford
“The Bad Halloween: A Crazies Night Chronicle by Stewart Stafford

I'm Rich—ambulance medic on Crazies Night,
Demented chariot driver in the mediverse,
Skeleton crew for swarms of ailing impostors,
Our dashboard crucifix, buffeting every curse.

Jittery, side-burned Jeff riding shotgun,
I tease his grumbling about missing fun:
"A toast with your Pumpkin Spice Latte!
Breakfast on me when our shift is done."

Behind us, a female living portrait groaned—
Drunk or high, headfirst, she kissed the road.
Mona Lisa frame unmounted for treatment,
delirious spoilers dropped for The Da Vinci Code!

Death's Reaper stood daring us in our path;
graveyard shift, centre line, gleaming scythe.
Brakes jammed, sirens blared, the prank waned—
This gothic vigilante traffic cop waved us by!

We dropped Patient Moaner at the hospital,
Jeff smoked, and I ate canteen Colcannon,
Our "bat signal" crackled, flashed in the cab:
"Cosplay brawl at the Hotel Shannon."

We drove off for more Boo-Boo Bus Bedlam
to hit our Gotham's streets and tend the injured.
Catherine wheel jack-o-lantern through windscreen;
The Pumpkin Bomber’s cackle went unheard.

Ears temporarily-deafened, thumbs up given;
Faces, hands, arms burned—scarred medics.
Flying glass cuts on our cheeks and necks:
Carers now mummified patients: sideline critics.

The first cracks of dawn chase shadows away;
A Grand Grimoire yielding to Grey's Anatomy,
Our carriage—the repair yard's hollow gourd,
All-Saints sunrise feast to shed All Hallows' agony.

On the Lord of Death's night, we didn't die:
Weary defiance met coffee and pumpkin pie.

© 2025, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.”
Stewart Stafford

“I’ve seen Narbonic (and now Skin Horse) described as surreal or absurd, but they always strike me as almost depressingly logical. What I try to do is start from a point of mild deviation from the norm and gradually, ploddingly, build from there until the plot becomes toweringly irrational and you have hamsters in flying islands and whatnot.”
Shaenon K. Garrity, Narbonic

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