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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.61 — 537,120 ratings — published 2018
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The Ask The Ask (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.30 — 6,839 ratings — published 2010
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Dearly Devoted Dexter (Dexter, #2) Dearly Devoted Dexter (Dexter, #2)
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avg rating 3.87 — 54,860 ratings — published 2005
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4) So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4)
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avg rating 4.08 — 183,069 ratings — published 1984
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2) The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)
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avg rating 4.20 — 311,565 ratings — published 1980
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Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3) Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3)
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avg rating 4.16 — 247,502 ratings — published 1982
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 1,982,593 ratings — published 1979
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Mother Night Mother Night (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.23 — 103,182 ratings — published 1961
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Player Piano Player Piano (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 61,956 ratings — published 1952
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The Catcher in the Rye The Catcher in the Rye (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.80 — 3,826,741 ratings — published 1951
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Reverend Randolph and the Wages of Reverend Randolph and the Wages of (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.00 — 3 ratings — published 1988
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Air Conditioned Nightmare Air Conditioned Nightmare (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.74 — 19 ratings — published
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How to Kill Your Family How to Kill Your Family (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.52 — 174,731 ratings — published 2021
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Bad Actors (Slough House, #8) Bad Actors (Slough House, #8)
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avg rating 4.37 — 19,255 ratings — published 2022
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Ripcord Ripcord (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 173 ratings — published
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Venomous Lumpsucker Venomous Lumpsucker (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.81 — 6,306 ratings — published 2022
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A Gentleman in Moscow A Gentleman in Moscow (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.32 — 645,056 ratings — published 2016
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Gypsy (PM's Outspoken Authors, #16) Gypsy (PM's Outspoken Authors, #16)
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avg rating 3.97 — 186 ratings — published 2015
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Factotum Factotum (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.92 — 74,847 ratings — published 1975
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Women Women (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.80 — 84,830 ratings — published 1978
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In Sachen Kain & Abel In Sachen Kain & Abel (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.02 — 52 ratings — published 1976
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The Christmas Jigsaw Murders The Christmas Jigsaw Murders (Audiobook)
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avg rating 3.43 — 8,567 ratings — published 2023
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A Recipe for Murder A Recipe for Murder (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 52 ratings — published
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The Atrocity Archives (Laundry Files, #1) The Atrocity Archives (Laundry Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.90 — 27,012 ratings — published 2004
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Jonathan Abernathy You Are Kind Jonathan Abernathy You Are Kind (Unknown Binding)
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avg rating 3.45 — 2,802 ratings — published 2023
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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 346,235 ratings — published 2017
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Murder Most Cold (Smart Woman's Mystery #5) Murder Most Cold (Smart Woman's Mystery #5)
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avg rating 3.92 — 87 ratings — published 2023
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The Last Election The Last Election (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.35 — 478 ratings — published 2023
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Darkly Dreaming Dexter (Dexter, #1) Darkly Dreaming Dexter (Dexter, #1)
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avg rating 3.90 — 215,263 ratings — published 2004
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Stockholm Stockholm (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.25 — 433 ratings — published 2016
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The Antichrist The Antichrist (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.33 — 96 ratings — published 1934
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Diary of an Oxygen Thief Diary of an Oxygen Thief (Paperback)
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avg rating 2.71 — 71,990 ratings — published 2006
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Multiple Choice Multiple Choice (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 6,605 ratings — published 2014
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White Noise White Noise (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 124,749 ratings — published 1985
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Small World Small World (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.45 — 4,745 ratings — published 2023
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Lessons in Chemistry Lessons in Chemistry (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.28 — 1,707,902 ratings — published 2022
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Calypso Calypso (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.10 — 144,128 ratings — published 2018
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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 84,778 ratings — published 2021
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Animal Animal (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.70 — 47,877 ratings — published 2021
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Fake Accounts Fake Accounts (Hardcover)
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avg rating 2.82 — 10,951 ratings — published 2021
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The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1:  Apocalypse Suite The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 70,718 ratings — published 2007
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The Power of the Dog (Power of the Dog, #1) The Power of the Dog (Power of the Dog, #1)
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avg rating 4.37 — 47,228 ratings — published 2005
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The Maze (John Corey, #8) The Maze (John Corey, #8)
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avg rating 3.76 — 21,597 ratings — published 2022
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Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.99 — 6,373 ratings — published 2013
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As The Crow Flies (Walt Longmire, #8) As The Crow Flies (Walt Longmire, #8)
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avg rating 4.29 — 18,523 ratings — published 2012
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Hell Is Empty (Walt Longmire, #7) Hell Is Empty (Walt Longmire, #7)
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avg rating 4.29 — 17,929 ratings — published 2011
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Milk Fed Milk Fed (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.56 — 76,173 ratings — published 2021
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Reasons to Be Cheerful Reasons to Be Cheerful (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.50 — 4,225 ratings — published 2019
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Things We Have in Common Things We Have in Common (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.38 — 3,480 ratings — published 2015
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Lady Justice and the Mob Lady Justice and the Mob (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.43 — 35 ratings — published
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Jean Lorrain
“Against a set of desolate scenery, amid spectral crags and livid mountains of ash, beneath the funereal daylight of slopes illuminated in blue, she personified the spirit of the witches' sabbat. Morbid and voluptuous, sometimes with extenuated grace and infinite lassitude, she seemed to carry the burden of a criminal beauty, a beauty charged with all the sins cf the multitude. She fell again and again upon her pliant legs, and as she outlined the symbolic gestures of her two beautiful dead arms she seemed to be towing them behind her. Then, the vertigo of the abyss took hold of her again, and like one possessed she stood on point, holding herself fully erect from top to toe, like a spike of flesh and shadows. Her arms, weighed down just a few moments earlier, became menacing, demoniac, and audacious. Twisting like a screw, she whirled around, like a winnowing-machine - no, like a great lily stirred by a storm-wind. Clownish and macabre, a nacreous gleam showed between her lips... oh, that cruel and sardonic smile, and the two deep pools of her terrible eyes!

Ize Kranile!”
Jean Lorrain, Monsieur de Phocas

Elizabeth Gaskell
“Thus, you see, he arrived at the same end, via supposed duty, that he was previously pledged to via interest. I fancy a good number of us, when any line of action will promote our own interest, can make ourselves believe that reasons exist which compel us to it as a duty.”
Elizabeth Gaskell, My Lady Ludlow and Other Stories

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