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Count Olaf Books
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The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.02 — 242,579 ratings — published 1999
The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.04 — 115,483 ratings — published 2006
The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.08 — 115,704 ratings — published 2005
The Slippery Slope (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #10)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.05 — 134,370 ratings — published 2003
The Hostile Hospital (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #8)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 3.99 — 127,513 ratings — published 2001
The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.01 — 138,981 ratings — published 2002
The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 3.97 — 152,262 ratings — published 2001
The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 3.86 — 182,704 ratings — published 2000
The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 3.95 — 208,947 ratings — published 2000
The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.01 — 172,204 ratings — published 2000
The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.06 — 158,135 ratings — published 2001
The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)
by (shelved 1 time as count-olaf)
avg rating 4.03 — 123,319 ratings — published 2004
“If you were going to give a gold medal to Count Olaf, you would have to lock it up someplace before the awarding ceremony, because Count Olaf was such a greedy and evil man that he would try to steal it beforehand.”
― The Austere Academy
― The Austere Academy
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave us last night!"
"Oh, thank you," Nero said, taking the rose out of Genghis's hand and giving it a good smell. "I was wonderful, wasn't I?"
"You were perfection!" Genghis said. "The first time you played your sonata, I was deeply moved. The second time, I had tears in my eyes. The third time, I was sobbing. The fourth time, I had an uncontrollable emotional attack. The fifth time-" The Baudelaires did not hear about the fifth time because Nero's door swung shut behind them.”
― The Austere Academy
"Oh, thank you," Nero said, taking the rose out of Genghis's hand and giving it a good smell. "I was wonderful, wasn't I?"
"You were perfection!" Genghis said. "The first time you played your sonata, I was deeply moved. The second time, I had tears in my eyes. The third time, I was sobbing. The fourth time, I had an uncontrollable emotional attack. The fifth time-" The Baudelaires did not hear about the fifth time because Nero's door swung shut behind them.”
― The Austere Academy
