Count Olaf


The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2)
The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13)
The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)
The Slippery Slope (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #10)
The Hostile Hospital (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #8)
The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)
The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)
The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3)
The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6)
The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)
Lemony Snicket
I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is impolite not to do so. ...more
Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket
As Violet and Klaus Baudelaire stood, still in their nightgown and pajamas, backstage at Count Olaf’s theater, they were of two minds, a phrase which here means “they felt two different ways at the same time.” On one hand, they were of course filled with dread. … On the other hand, however, they were fascinated, as they had never been backstage at a theatrical production and there was so much to see.
Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

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