Snoring Quotes

Quotes tagged as "snoring" (showing 1-11 of 11)
Judy Blume
“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”
Judy Blume, Fudge-a-Mania

Malcolm X
“I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land--every color, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike--all snored in the same language.”
Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X

William Shakespeare
“Hark, how hard he fetches breath.”
William Shakespeare, King Henry IV, Part 1

“She snores,” Morfyd warned.
“I do no such thing!” Annwyl yelled back.
“Like a bull in rutting season.”
“When we get back to Garbhán Isle…don’t speak to me.”
“Trust me, Annwyl, that will be a pleasure.”
G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

Bailey White
“Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately relishing and strangling on a pound of human flesh.”
Bailey White, Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living

David Eddings
“The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.”
David Eddings, Crystal Gorge

Darnell Lamont Walker
“I didn’t mean to snore in your ear, but I wanted to inhale all of what was wrapped up in the comforter with me.”
Darnell Lamont Walker, Book of She

Jack Campbell
“Mari managed to fall asleep now and then, only to awaken with a start of fear that she had been making noise. "Do I snore when I'm sleeping?"she finally whispered to Alain.
He didn't answer.
"Alain? Are you awake?"
"Yes," he's reply finally came. "I just do not know which answer would be right."
"Just tell me!"
"Sometimes."
"Sometimes?" Mari moved her eyes enough to glance at Alain. "Loud or soft?"
"Sometimes."
"Does it ever bother you?"
Alain hesitated again. "Sometimes."
"Are you going to give me any plain yes or no answers to this?"
"Not if I can avoid doing so," he replied.”
Jack Campbell, The Hidden Masters of Marandur

M.F. Moonzajer
“Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.”
M.F. Moonzajer, A moment with God ; Poetry

Terry Pratchett
“Granny Weatherwax had a primal snore. It had never been tamed. No one had ever had to sleep next to it, to curb its wilder excesses by means of a kick, a prod in the small of the back, or a pillow used as a bludgeon. It had had years in a lonely bedroom to perfect the knark, the graaah, and the gnoc, gnoc, gnoc unimpeded by the nudges, jabs, and occasional attempts at murder that usually moderate the snore impulse over time”
Terry Pratchett

Petter Dass
“Byd Manden paa samme Nadvær til Giæst,
Jeg veed dog du hannem behagelig est,
Saa lærr I sammen at snorke.
Du snuser, hand tygger, saa lever i toe,
Som Tiggere begge, med hiertelig Roe,
Og ingen kan anden beskylde.”
Petter Dass, The Trumpet of Nordland

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