Snarky Quotes

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Darynda Jones
“Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.”
Darynda Jones

“True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.”
Jewel, Never Broken: Songs Are Only Half the Story

S.E. Jakes
“Talk later." Prophet kissed the side of his neck.
"Fuck, then sleep, then fuck again, then pack."
"Good itinerary.”
S.E. Jakes, Daylight Again

A.  Kirk
“Why did Nicky call me the Baby Killer?" Kiara sniffled.
"Because she is a bitch," Leontes said.
Jaeger gave him a chastising look. "She's dead."
"Dying did not make her any less of a bitch," Leontes replied.”
A.E. Kirk, Midnight Poison

G.G. Silverman
“If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.”
G.G. Silverman, Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

Katherine McIntyre
“Gripping his hand, she shook. “The name’s Neve, not damsel in distress.”
Katherine McIntyre, Poisoned Apple

Jessica Steele
“At the risk of hurting your feelings, I think you should know that some kisses are more special than others.”
Jessica Steele, Reluctant Relative

Stacey O'Neale
“Now when you say staring, are you including yourself in this assessment? I recall you taking in the view on several occasions."

"For the last time, I was not staring at you." I was a terrible liar. "Now, if you're done, I'd like to finish asking my question.”
Stacey O'Neale

Stacey Rourke
“Dinner, as friends. Where I don't expect you to pay or hold doors and you don't expect make-up or sex."
"I'll be rude, and you'll be purposely homely. It'll be magical," Noah laughed.”
Stacey Rourke, Crane

Stacey O'Neale
“I gotta say, I was really feeling the robe, but there's something about a girl in cartoon pajamas that does it for me.”
Stacey O'Neale, Storm Born

G.G. Silverman
“Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.”
G.G. Silverman, Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

Rob Thurman
“The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.”
Rob Thurman, Nightlife

Katherine McIntyre
“Some days, the sheer amount of enemies we attracted made me question if maybe our crew was a little too trigger happy. That maybe we’d pissed in too many pots without thinking of the consequences.

But then I remembered most folks couldn’t hold to a basic code of honor if it killed them. And kill them we did.

Katherine McIntyre, The Airship Also Rises

Stacey O'Neale
“He smirked and sat up "Simmer down, Jelly Bean.”
Stacey O'Neale, Storm Born

“Some people carry their life in a glass of water and splash it on everyone they meet.”
Robert Lane
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Katherine McIntyre
“This year had been one for the books. And by that, Jason meant a book that got doused in gasoline, set on fire, and kicked over a cliff.”
Katherine McIntyre, Color of a Soul

J.S. Mason
“Get your head out of your ass, you already reek of hypocrisy, so why add notes to the fragrance?”
J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

Sol Luckman
“I detest goodbyes. That is, with people I like.”
Sol Luckman, Cali the Destroyer

“At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind.

“Why didn't you just hit him?” Jayden asked, turning to look behind us as we sped away. I did, too. The zombie spun around as he immediately started to follow us.

“I didn't want to mess up my paint job,” Kellan sarcastically replied as he turned on the street that would lead us to the store. “Plus, I just washed it.”
Rose Wynters, Phase Two: Evaluate

Stacey Rourke
“The La Brea Tar Pits of asshole-ism." Noah pressed his lips into a thin line and gave a mock sympathetic nod. "They claim many each year.”
Stacey Rourke, Crane

Katherine McIntyre
“The stench of sweat, sex, and Chanel Number Five were never going to come out of Liz O’Brien’s jeans.”
Katherine McIntyre, Captivating Melody

Katherine McIntyre
“Well, you musta pissed in someone’s apple juice,” Trevor said, clapping a hand on Kieran’s shoulder.

“Haven’t we all.” Kieran cast one look around this tragedy of a bar, consisting of overturned tables, pools of black blood from the two dead rakshasas, and a dead, slumped over bartender.”
Katherine McIntyre, Captivating Melody

Scaylen Renvac
“I can hiss and spit with the best of them, but is it really necessary for me to demonstrate it? - The Malwatch”
Scaylen Renvac

Katherine McIntyre
“Danny smiled sweetly. “I’m an Aquarius who enjoys long walks on the beach and playing in the blood of my enemies.”
Katherine McIntyre, Taking Root

J.S. Mason
“I’d normally spare you the details, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of writing a story.”
J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

Martha Wells
“On her bad days, she felt like a dead albatross would be more appropriate headgear for her, suiting her mood and her apparent role in life.”
Martha Wells, The Gate of Gods

Jay Kristoff
“Don't say a f*cking word,' she warned Mister Kindly.
'. . . considering your childhood, it's little wonder you lack people skills . . .'
'Not. A. F*cking. Word.'
'. . . meow . . .'
' . . . STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT IS STILL A WORD . . . ,' Eclipse growled.”
Jay Kristoff, Godsgrave

Silvia Moreno-Garcia
“You shouldn't be mad at him. Francis did explain that I'm in a house full of incestuous monsters and their toadies.”
Silvia Moreno-Garcia, Mexican Gothic

Katherine McIntyre
“Hey, boss,” Alanna approached from the hallway. “We fucked up.” The woman was all sharp angles, her plucked eyebrows precise enough to slice, cheekbones like a declaration, and obsidian eyes that bored into him.”
Katherine McIntyre, Midnight Heist

Edith Pawlicki
“Only desperation would allow you to change from raging bull to charming monkey so quickly.”
Edith Pawlicki, Vows of Gold and Laughter
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