Hotdog Quotes

“I love when I shake a mustard bottle really well and go to squirt a line on my hotdog and out spurts a yellow watery substance. They should sell that as an energy drink, because it really gets me amped up.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

“No matter which end of a hotdog you take your first bite from, I’ll tell you you’re eating it backwards. I’m serious, I think you may be dyslexic.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

“I love when I shake a mustard bottle really well and go to squirt a line on my hotdog and out spurts a yellow watery substance. They should sell that as an energy drink.”
― Jarod Kintz, A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“Sometimes, your corndog is just a hotdog on a stick.”
― Leonard Ybarra