Algorithm Quotes

“Waaant equity," hisses the alien intruder.

"You can't be Pamela Macx," says Pierre, his back to the wall, keeping the sword point before the lobster-woman-thing. "She's in a nunnery in Armenia or something. You pulled that out of Glashwiecz's memories - he worked for her, didn't he?"

Claws go snicker-snack before his face. "Investment partnership!" screeches the harridan. "Seat on the board! Eat brains for breakfast!" It lurches sideways, trying to get past his guard.”
― Charles Stross, Accelerando

“Human mind is subject to the law of cause and effect.
IF not, THEN you have no idea about IF-THEN algorithm.”
― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

“Artificial intelligence is nowhere near attaining actual sentience or awareness. And without awareness it’s simply a mechanical device, which may pretend to show emotions and sentience, if it is programmed to do so, and thus it may be able to fool the humans as being alive, but in its own internal circuitry, it’d simply be following its preprogrammed tasks through the flowchart of an algorithm.”
― Abhijit Naskar

“We don't need less kids, just more middle managers...”
― ryan fitzpatrick, Fake Math: poems

“The happiness is a simple algorithm coded by the crowd or by one or two people!”
― Deyth Banger

“Toda decisão tem por base um julgamento de valor.”
― Bruno Emerson Gurgel Gomes, Fundamentos de Lógica e Algoritmos: Caderno de Aulas

“Our vocabulary may become a real time algorithmic word bank.
Could you imagine having a conversation like that?
Where the meaning of words constantly adapts?”
― Natasha Tsakos

“Connected devices and the internet of things will monitor our activities and upload that data. This will be factored into an algorithm to generate an overall score, which can increase or decrease in real-time. People will be able to see their overall fitness going up and down as they’re working out at the gym or eating takeaway pizza and watching Netflix.”
― Emmanuel Fombu, The Future of Healthcare: Humans and Machines Partnering for Better Outcomes

“Fear is like a megaphone in your head that pulses aggression and sadness. Hope is the audio gain adjuster. Happiness is the musical algorithm.”
― Deborah Bravandt