Wynter > Wynter's Quotes

“22. Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Slinger!” I snapped. “Don’t you remember Elias saying to never attack the pigmen, no matter what?!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“I’m cooooommming!!” a loud, high-pitch voice whined, scraping against the bones of my inner ears.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“What a warrior he was...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“A disgruntled businessman in Vermont, who was upset with the local officials for denying a building permit for his proposed business, got revenge by building a giant, illuminated middle finger statue on his property at a cost of ~$4,000.”
― Charles Klotz, 1,077 Fun Facts: To Leave You In Disbelief

“So, strongholds are a bit boring, aren’t they?” said Carl, as he sat against a wall and sipped mushroom soup. “I thought there might be some weird mobs or something we could fight.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“What the”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 15

“All six destroyer endermen stood at attention and grunted.  (Apparently, it was their way of showing unity and dominance. But, truth be told, they sounded like pigs.)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 15

“Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“THANK YOU FOR READING! Thank you so much for reading this book. If you’ve enjoyed it (or even if you didn’t!) I’d be very grateful if you would leave a review on Amazon. Reviews help more people to find my books, and really do make a huge difference. All the best, Dave (the author)”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“She was sent flying back, and she pooped”
― Divyansh Gupta, Diary of a Human Hero 8: Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Guards, today we will face a great evil. This evil seeks to destroy our beloved village, but we will not let that happen. Today, we will stand together, we will stand united, we will stand strong and fight off this dark army. We may be outnumbered, but the enemy underestimates us. We’ve been training for this moment day and night. Because of our exceptional training, I know that everyone here is ready. We are ready to fight. We are ready to defend our home. So, I say to the ugly skeletons “bring it,” because we got this, everyone. WE GOT THIS!” Everyone cheered and our voices echoed through the air.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Mr. D,” Grover asked timidly, “if you’re not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“stop trying to act so cool and chill. You are a terrible actor. Why can’t you just be your non–chill, non–cool self?” Ouch.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Alex is so pretty…” “Alex is so strong…” “Alex is so awesome…” “This is her cool song.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“poor cow.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Larry lost friends in battle,” said the warden, his voice slow and confused. “Will Larry’s friends be coming back?”
― Dr. Block, Multiverse Tournament of Champions #2

“You horny devil, you,’ Cress said, slapping Sheldon’s shell. ‘You’re off to find a missus, aren’t you?”
― Taran Matharu, The Battlemage

“You’re talking out of your arse,’ Fletcher said, shrugging. ‘The heathen beliefs of savages.”
― Taran Matharu, The Battlemage

“How do you know it’s a him?’ Othello said, still sprawled across the front half of the shell, his eyes closed. ‘I checked,’ Cress said, her cheeks flushing red.”
― Taran Matharu, The Battlemage

“put them back in the storage chst.”
― Dr. Block, The Invitation