Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“That’s a lot of books.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I woke up the next morning sore all over. I could hardly get myself out of bed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“But are you sure? I mean, Wanda is a salty lady.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Uh… w-well, I…” I stammered. She was super intimidating, not only because she was powerful, but because she was also very beautiful.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“But I’ll only be answering questions that don’t concern my leg,” I added.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, very pretty…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“So, Tommy, there’s something I’ve been”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“the pages.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Steve…” “Cindy, what is it?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“But I also think she’s kind of a jerk.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“So, there I was… standing next to this battle beauty warrior. My jaw was dropped wide open. I just stood there and stared at her. She had just saved me from that ugly, flying thing, but the real shocking thing was… she was human…?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“get stronger! I have to become better! I have to be like Alex!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“If you have any questions, now is the time to ask them,” I said. Immediately, all the hands went up. “But I’ll only be answering questions that don’t concern my leg,” I added. All the hands went down.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“No use crying over spilled milk.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I need to become stronger! I need to become better! I need to be like Alex!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The new recruits whispered among themselves, probably about my leg. “If you have any questions, now is the time to ask them,” I said. Immediately, all the hands went up. “But I’ll only be answering questions that don’t concern my leg,” I added. All the hands went down.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“the mayor said and clapped. The others joined”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I want to you to”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I’ll miss you.” “I’ll miss you too, Steve.” “I’ll try to come vis—” “Oh, come on already! Let’s go! It’s getting too emotional,” Wanda blurted.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“They never sang about me…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“That’s the wither effect. You’re gonna die now,” she said calmly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Her and her stupid, short answers.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Like she’s too cool to waste her breath or something.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alex is so pretty…” “Alex is so strong…” “Alex is so awesome…” “This is her cool song.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“After about 30 minutes of crying and laying there helplessly, I decided it was time to go home.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I need to become stronger! I need to become better! I need to be like Alex!   Thwack!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I have to get stronger! I have to become better! I have to be like Alex!   I”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)