Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1 Quotes

“blade to the innocent. I will be strong … and defend … the weak. I will … undo … the wicked … and…” The little zombie scrunched up his green face in concentration. “Undo the wicked and … have faith in goodness!! And I … and…”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“I’m cooooommming!!” a loud, high-pitch voice whined, scraping against the bones of my inner ears.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“Steve@SkeletonSteve.com,”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“Gawain”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“six or seven”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“black bow in one chunky bone hand. No … not in his hand. On his hand!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“The portal!!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“Enlightened Zombie The tunnel wound around”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“The combination of hydrogen and oxygen in the precise molecular form of ‘water’ on this world is incompatible with my body.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“Ghast”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“In my experience,” Elias responded, “the top level likely holds the beds.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“What a warrior he was...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“Slinger!” I snapped. “Don’t you remember Elias saying to never attack the pigmen, no matter what?!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“A”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“Skeleton Steve?”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“the Skeleton King’s massive ribcage split apart up the center and opened up like a sideways chest—like a great clam-shell trap—and my body crumpled inside of it! The ribcage trap slammed shut on me, crushing me inside the abomination’s body. Pain...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“pack,”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“The Blaze flew through the air from one section of distant fortress to another, surrounded by a nimbus of glowing and fiery rods—either made from lava or some other strange substance. Its body was surrounded by intense flames, and its head floated like a core within the bonfire, too far away to see clearly. The Blaze left a trail of smoke behind it as it passed, and I could hear the creature making odd, metallic scraping noises until it disappeared into a dark, square-shaped tower...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“The mob glowed orange and red like lava, and was surrounded by a black ... crust. Two bright and burning eyes blazed in the front of its face!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“before!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“dull voices chatting”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“In front of me, over the rim of the platform, was a massive ocean of lava, glowing and burning and bubbling, a hundred feet or more below us, extending as far as I could see... “Oh ... my ... lava...” I stammered.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“Well la dee freaking da!” Slinger said. “I guess you guys won’t be thinking about feeding Slinger anytime soon, eh?”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“I’d be bone dust.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“The Enderman ninja nodded to me, then turned back to the zombie. His blank, black-skinned face was unreadable, and his eyes flared purple in the dark night...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1