The Legend of Dave the Villager 1 Quotes

“THANK YOU FOR READING! Thank you so much for reading this book. If you’ve enjoyed it (or even if you didn’t!) I’d be very grateful if you would leave a review on Amazon. Reviews help more people to find my books, and really do make a huge difference. All the best, Dave (the author)”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“hacking”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“crafting table. “That is so cool,” said Dave, grinning to himself.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Thank you Dave!” he said. “You really are a hero! That dragon doesn’t stand a chance.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“We don’t talk about”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“bearings. They came round a corner and suddenly Dave forgot about the bags.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“porkchop he sat down and enjoyed the cool evening air. The sun had almost set now, and it was getting properly dark. “Maybe I could sleep out in the open tonight,” he thought. The weather was warm and the idea of looking up at the stars all night appealed to him. Then he heard a noise that chilled his soul. “BURRRRRR!!!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“CHAPTER FIVE Captured by Zombies!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“That’s because I’m not a pig,” said the pig,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“It seems that some of the blocks of the frame were destroyed in the explosion”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“depths, but I’ve never seen them.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“That’s great!” said Dave. “Why would that be great?” asked Carl. “Because,” said Dave, that means we can get all the blaze rods we need here.” “Unless we get killed by blazes,” said Carl. “Unless we get killed by blazes,” Dave agreed.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“chap,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“My people, the pigmen, have lived in the Nether for generations,” Porkins said. “It’s a hard place, but we had a good life there. Until three years ago when a strange man came to visit us. Do you know the hero Steve?” “All too well,” said Dave. “Well this man looked just like him,” said Porkins. “Apart from his eyes were white. He called himself Herobrine.” As Porkins said the word Herobrine a shiver went down Dave’s spine, and at the same moment the wind pushed open the door to their cabin, whistling eerily. He went over and closed it. He’d never heard that name before, but something about it chilled him to the bone. “My people were always being attacked by ghasts,” Porkins went on, “and the man promised he could make us stronger, so we’d be able to fight back. Our leaders agreed, and Herobrine gave us all a potion to drink. “I was the only one who didn’t trust this chap Herobrine, so I never drank mine. But everyone else did. By morning, Herobrine had gone, and my people had been transformed into mindless zombies. “Even my own father didn’t recognize me anymore, he just looked at me blankly with his dead, zombie eyes. I ran as fast as I could, until I found a nether portal inside an old fortress and used it to come to your world. I’ve been here ever since.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“dat”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“hedgehog,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Trotter!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave fell towards the lava, flailing his arms like a crazy person.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“CHAPTER”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“round too,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“That’s Steve!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I can’t see you,” said Dave. “I can’t see in the dark.” “Right,” said the creeper. “Just follow my voice then. I’m Carl, by the way.” “Dave,” said Dave. “That’s a stupid name,” said the creeper. “Trust me to get stuck with a Dave.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“There’s no sign of any pigmen,” he whispered. “Oh I’m sure they’ll turn up,” said Carl. “They’ll turn up, you’ll yell run! and we’ll all have to run for our lives again. That’s the way these things normally pan out.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You two idiots are gonna get me killed one day, I just know it!” Carl sighed. “You’re a creeper!” Dave said. “I thought your dearest wish was to blow yourself up?” “Yes,” said Carl. “Blow myself up. Not get eaten by zombie pigmen or get destroyed by a ghast.” “Fair enough,” said Dave.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“It will be an honor to have our village destroyed by a great hero like Steve,” said the Mayor, sticking his chest out proudly. “But we’re all going to be blown to bits,” said Dave. “It will be a honor to be blown to bits by a great hero like Steve,” said the Mayor.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Right,” said the creeper. “Just follow my voice then. I’m Carl, by the way.” “Dave,” said Dave. “That’s a stupid name,” said the creeper. “Trust me to get stuck with a Dave.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“(Dave stopped himself from asking for bacon, just in time).”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“But Porkins didn’t seem to take offense at anything. He was always happy and smiling.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“That’s because those are nether bricks!” he gasped. “You’re meant to use obsidian!”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Carl was going to cheer them both on. “Moral support is very important,” Carl told them. “My cheering could make all the difference.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book