You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition Quotes

“22. Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, “Dude, I think we’re being followed.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“kind of dog cheers at football games? A pom-Pomeranian!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn’t the other person’s hair get wet?”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Because he wanted to see time fly!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Two fish in a tank.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“produce bandit? He stopped to take a leek! 14. Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed? A sheet cake! 15. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? Moatzarella!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Why did the cat run away from the tree? It was scared of its bark!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“What did the man say to his dead robot?”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it? A teapot!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“How do you tie things in space? With astro-knots!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Why is the ocean so salty? No one ever waves back!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck? One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“What has four wheels, gives milk, and eats grass? A cow on a skateboard!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“27. Where do opera singers like to sit? On the So Fa!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Nature”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Science”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Who do you call to catch the crookadile? The investi-gator!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Who do you call to commit a swamp crime? A crookodile!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “How do you start this thing?”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“19. Who can hold up a bus with one hand? A crossing guard!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“8. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A-flat minor!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“2. When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“14. Why is the ocean so salty? No one ever waves back!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids