Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10 Quotes

“6.9 out of 10.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Yash,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“salute”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Llamas?!?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Rude.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“… hurrr …”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“After I explained how Mr. Blaze had put the vision of hope into our parents”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“suspicious”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“inventories and smashed them against the ceiling of the chamber, unleashing a massive flow of water”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Yeah, it must be nice to be rich,” said Emma. We arrived at the door to the throne room and knocked. The door opened and there, framed by the opening, stood Princess Tina. She had a big smile on her face and squealed and hugged Emma. “Nice to see you again.” “You too,” said Emma, though her squeal was not as high-pitched as Tina’s. After the princess had finished hugging Emma, she looked at me and smiled and said, “Hi, Jimmy!” I smiled back and then pointed at Biff. “This is our friend, Biff. He runs the SUP School and Pool. But, more importantly, he’s Claire’s cousin. He wants to come with us to help rescue her.” The princess stuck out one of her tiny black hands and Biff took it and shook it in a greeting. “Nice to meet you, Princess.” “Likewise. I’m sorry that your cousin has been kidnapped.” Biff nodded his head sadly. “So am I. That’s why I want to help get her back.” At that moment the Ender King walked in and noticed Biff. “Why is he here?” demanded the King. Biff puffed out his chest and said, “I’m here to help rescue my cousin, Claire, Your Highness.” The Ender King considered this for a moment and then said, “If you want to come with us, that is fine. But you have to know the”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Emma reached out and grabbed Tina’s arm and restrained her. I reached into my inventory and found a knife and fork that I had for some reason left in there. I held the knife and fork out and said, “Come on, zombie! It’s time for some dinner.” Then I lunged at the zombie with the knife and fork ready to cut him into little tiny pieces. But before I could begin to cut the zombie up like up plate of overcooked pasta, the Ender King materialized and restrained me.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“steadfast.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“announced”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“it levitated back up so we could all see how nasty it was, until the levitation effect finally wore off and the barf fell to the ground.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Go hang a salami. I’m a lasagna hog. “What could it mean?” Said Emma.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“stop trying to act so cool and chill. You are a terrible actor. Why can’t you just be your non–chill, non–cool self?” Ouch.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Worry just steals happiness from the present moment.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Biff vomit over the railing of the ship. A shulker attached to the bottom of the ship shot a bullet at the vomit glob, and it levitated back up so we could all see how nasty it was, until the levitation effect finally wore off and the barf fell to the ground. I”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“reached up and pushed the King’s hand away. “Dude, you need to chill.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Jimmy, you have to stop trying to act so cool and chill. You are a terrible actor. Why can’t you just be your non–chill, non–cool self?” Ouch. I looked at Emma with a cold stare and said in an aggressive voice with a sharp tone, “Dang. Mom much?” Emma shook her head. “What? Are you trying to be an edge lord now?” The Ender King reached out his long arms and put a hand on each of our shoulders and shook us. “Kids, seriously? Get your heads in the game! The time for petty differences and bickering about teenage façades is over,” said the Ender King in a low, firm voice. “Look where you are. It. Is. On!” He was right, again, as usual, again. I looked over at Emma and said, “Sorry. I’m kind of a kook sometimes.” She shrugged. “I guess it’s mutual. Although, I’m way less of kook than you, ya feel?” She was right, of course. Again. It was difficult hanging with people who were always right. I was going to get an inferiority complex.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“After everyone stopped laughing, I looked up and said angrily, “I get it. I get it. Hurrr. I fell asleep and my head landed on an apple pie. Can we just stop talking about it?” “Not a chance,” said Emma. “No way,” said the Ender Princess. “No way, José,” said Laird.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“dumbfounded.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“forth like they were caught in some kind of weird loop. I saw Biff vomit over the railing of the ship. A shulker attached to the bottom of the ship shot a bullet at the vomit glob, and it levitated back up so we could all see how nasty it was, until the levitation effect finally wore off and the barf fell to the ground.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“The color of his face went from a deep obsidian black to an ashy gray, which is what happens when you are an enderman and all the blood runs out of your face.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“few minutes”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“All this strange ender royalty discussion was making me a little woozy. Cheers? Rallying cries? This wasn’t a game of Quidditch; this was surfing. It was all about style and slashing moves and throwing lots of spray, not “2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate”-type stuff. Sheesh!”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“She must be telling the truth,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Claire though,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“Did she mean it? Or was this an act?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10