Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Soon, we became more than friends.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“his infused axes at a skeleton.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Guards, today we will face a great evil. This evil seeks to destroy our beloved village, but we will not let that happen. Today, we will stand together, we will stand united, we will stand strong and fight off this dark army. We may be outnumbered, but the enemy underestimates us. We’ve been training for this moment day and night. Because of our exceptional training, I know that everyone here is ready. We are ready to fight. We are ready to defend our home. So, I say to the ugly skeletons “bring it,” because we got this, everyone. WE GOT THIS!” Everyone cheered and our voices echoed through the air.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Once on the ground, I smashed and smashed him, over and over again.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The arrow hit Lucky right in the chest.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Here, eat some bread,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Guards, today we will face a great evil. This evil seeks to destroy our beloved village, but we will not let that happen. Today, we will stand together, we will stand united, we will stand strong and fight off this dark army. We may be outnumbered, but the enemy underestimates us. We’ve been training for this moment day and night. Because of our exceptional training, I know that everyone here is ready. We are ready to fight. We are ready to defend our home. So, I say to the ugly skeletons “bring it,” because we got this, everyone. WE GOT THIS!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Whoa… for real? Thanks, Alex… You’re being awfully nice to me.” “Shut up.” “Oh…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Cindy wanted to come help, and I couldn’t say ‘no’ to my favorite niece.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“dear.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Tsk!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I opened my eyes to see that Lucky had jumped between me and the arrow. The arrow hit Lucky right in the chest. ARRRRRFFFFF!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I landed and rolled into a building.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“building.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Devlin went and got another guard to help carry me and place me on the stretcher. Together, they carried me back to my house and put me on my bed. “Here you go, feel better soon, Steve,” said Devlin. I didn’t say anything.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I had just pulverized their commander into smithereens.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“All the skeletons in the hole got smashed”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I smashed him so hard that it destroyed the blocks below him. By the time I was done, his body had poofed, and I was at the bedrock level.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! The arrow struck Gavin right on the butt cheek.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“army.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“him. I swung my Bone Basher down at him as hard as I could. My weapon made contact with his long bow first, it cracked that thing in half, then the weapon proceeded to knock the commander down to the ground. Once on the ground, I smashed and smashed him, over and over again. Tears ran from my face as I slammed my weapon into the commander. My repeated powerful attacks squished his body into the ground. I smashed him so hard that it destroyed the blocks below him. By the time I was done, his body had poofed, and I was at the bedrock level.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What is TNT?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Basically, when I pushed a button, everything went boom.” “I see.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I don’t know. Maybe he’s gone mad, you know, from being a mad scientist and all,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“So, what caused”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“stood there like a deer in headlights.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Our spirits worn and bodies nearly broken, but we smiled still.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“As I laid there in my bed, the scene of Lucky’s sacrifice replayed over and over in my head. I went over the battle a thousand times, there was nothing I could have done to save my pet. Regret filled my victorious spirit, and sorrow filled my eyes. I laid in bed and cried myself to sleep.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“A split second later, the arrow exploded and Lucky poofed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Whoa… for real? Thanks, Alex… You’re being awfully nice to me.” “Shut up.” “Oh…” Then Alex whistled really loudly and her horse came running to the wall.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)