Dave the Villager 39 Quotes

“Dave watched as Porkins fell down into the void. The pigman was waving at them as he fell, and Dave could have sworn he was smiling. And then the darkness swallowed him, and Porkins was gone.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Well, I guess I should say something as well,” said the creeper. “When I first met Dave, I was living in a nice dark cave with regular access to baked potatoes. Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.” Carl sat down. “That was beautiful, Carl,” said Alex, wiping her tears away.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

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― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Dave watched as Porkins fell down into the void. The pigman was waving at them as he fell, and Dave could have sworn he was smiling. And then the darkness swallowed him, and Porkins was gone. EPILOGUE Mad Mulligan grinned.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Well, I guess I should say something as well,” said the creeper. “When I first met Dave, I was living in a nice dark cave with regular access to baked potatoes. Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.” Carl sat down. “That was beautiful, Carl,” said Alex, wiping her tears away. “Beautiful?!” said Spidroth, looking at Alex in disbelief. “All he did was talk about baked potatoes!” “Yes, but he was really talking about friendship,” said Porkins. “Isn’t that right, Carl?” “No, I was just talking about baked potatoes,” said Carl. “Oh,” said Porkins. “But, er, out of all the idiots I’ve met, you guys are probably my favorite idiots,” said Carl. “And I suppose this adventure hasn’t been too terrible, as adventures go. Still, I’m very much looking forward to going home and never going on adventures again.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

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― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Take that, you blackguard!” Porkins shouted. “Tally-ho, what-what, toodle-oo, PIP PIP!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Maybe it’s treasure!” said Alex excitedly. Spidroth walked over and put a hand on Dave’s shoulder. “So, Dave, you’re finally here, after all this time. Is it everything you hoped it would be?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“A farmer needs to get a wolf, a goat and a cabbage across a river but can only take one thing at a time. If left alone the goat will eat the cabbage and the wolf will eat the goat. How do you get them all across?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“accidentally drop me,” said Dave,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Is Kara Dave’s grandmother?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“And fire-breathing monsters aren’t traditionally very friendly,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I’m gonna eat so many baked potatoes when we get home. I’m gonna eat them until my stomach bursts. Then I’ll get someone to sew my stomach back up, and I’ll eat some more.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“a figure with glowing yellow eyes sitting on a throne;”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“He saw an enormous black dragon with a figure riding on its back;”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“a villager with white skin watching as endermen constructed a giant machine;”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Maybe the End is a gigantic cave system just like the Nether,” said Porkins. “In that case, digging down may be the best bet.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Somehow, Spidroth’s cheeks went redder than they already were. “I will kill you, creeper!” she shrieked,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Don’t forget that going on this adventure helped you find a boyfriend as well,” said Carl with a grin.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“We’re going to the End to explore — to visit somewhere where no one has been for thousands of years. Going into the unknown is what being an adventurer is all about. Think of all the adventures we’ve had on our journey, all the amazing things that we’ve seen. When we return home, we’ll have so many great stories to tell, with or without killing a dragon.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“For once, Carl didn’t have a sarcastic response to make. “Good point,” he said quietly, looking down at the ground.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“All right,” sighed Carl. “I suppose the more time we spend here, the more time it is before we get gobbled up by the dragon.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“And if we see any more silverfish, let’s do our best not to annoy them.” “Hey, they started it,” said Carl. “They bit me.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Oh, really?” said Carl sarcastically, swinging his golem fists and sending hordes of silverfish flying. “I was actually going to stop fighting. Thanks for the great advice, Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I did tell you not to kill them, old chap,” said Porkins. “I don’t remember that,” said Carl. “You must be misremembering things.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Realism is for losers,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Dave and his friends would be saved from the dragon”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“So, strongholds are a bit boring, aren’t they?” said Carl, as he sat against a wall and sipped mushroom soup. “I thought there might be some weird mobs or something we could fight.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“DO YOU SAY MOM OR MUM?? Mum. WERE YOU THE COOL KID IN SCHOOL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG? No. I’ve always been very uncool, unfortunately. DO YOU HAVE A CAT? No, just a dog.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series